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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I'm trying to make some sort of smutty euphamism out of "flat pack furniture" but I can't
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Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:44,
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latest was 14 years ago)
Bless you for trying though.
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girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:44,
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unless he's got a cock like an allen key, of course.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:46,
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An average Allen key
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:46,
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It's all about the bend.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:48,
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Paul Weller
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:49,
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nice fella.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:50,
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Mine's like a Phillips screwdriver
And that, children, is why you should never experiment sexually with pencil sharpeners.
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:49,
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