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Wormulus broke /OT, it seems.
So let's SHOW HIM, yeah, by going on about LUNCH and WEEKEND PLANS and LARPing and shit.
WHO'S WITH ME????!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:16,
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latest was 14 years ago)
YEAH!
*packs lunchbox*
*straps on rubber axe*
*plots weekend walking route*
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Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:18,
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THAT'S THE SPIRIT!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:19,
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I'm seeing my chum Yeti tonight,
daughter tomorrrow, lunch with Lusty's family Sunday.
I've yet to have lunch but think it'll be spaghetti hoops on toast, but made with wholemeal pittas as I've no other bread. Literally. I have 24p.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:18,
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NICE 1!!!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:19,
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oh dear, I have £24k in a bank account that I'm not sure what to do with
I hope this helps
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:20,
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haha!
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girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:21,
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That reminds me, I need to lend my sister a grand.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:22,
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*adjusts female clothing*
I cannot believe it - it looks like I'm actually going to pull this scam off.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:24,
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Haha.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:26,
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Electric shock therapy to 'cure' homosexuality is £23,999.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:23,
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I assume you can administer this?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:23,
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He can buy himself a Yorkie on the way to the hospital then.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:24,
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*Holds up hand*
Me, sir. For the next fifteen minutes or so, then I have to go out.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:18,
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WOO-HOO!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:19,
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My weekend plans can be defined by the sole fact that I don't have any.
I will instead wait and see what happens. Random, I know.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:20,
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Not remotely random
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Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:23,
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I thought I was being down wiv da kidz.
Turn out I was being a kid wiv downs.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:26,
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Sleep, Christmas fair, dinner with friends
and lots of dirty nappies
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:19,
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ALL-RIIIIIGHHHTTTTT!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:20,
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I'm with the Woolwich!
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girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:19,
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SHA-ZAMMMMMMMM!!!
TAKE THAT, DULLARDS!!!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:20,
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You should get a loan fro them then pop down to "Rumbalows" and buy one of those new fangled microwave ovens
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:21,
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Monty I'm going to be cutting down trees with my father this weekend.
Is that okay?
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Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:24,
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This sounds manly.
Wait. What size are these trees?
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:25,
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Hahaha
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:27,
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Hehehe
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girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:28,
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I wish i could embed here at work
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:30,
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get a job at a hotel you can embed any time you want
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:32,
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D -
must try harder
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:35,
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F U
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:36,
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Bonsai.
I'm sorry, but Catface's rope swing is for the chop as well.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:27,
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Oh, he'll be gutted.
I'll fix up the wendyhouse for him instead.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:30,
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That'll be like a proper grown up house for him.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:32,
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i built a chainsaw once
`
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:27,
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You are George Washington etc etc
I used to DJ with a fellow who was also a tree surgeon. He ended up with a chainsaw blade between his thumb and forefinger and almost completely cut off his thumb. They just about saved it but he had the fliddiest hand on earth afterwards.
So you be careful, you dig?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:27,
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I had a French teacher nicknamed Stumpy.
Allegedly he managed to chop his fingers off in a food blender. This has never been confirmed, though.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:29,
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By strange coincidence
one will be a cherry tree.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:33,
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I hear he's a lovely feller
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:23,
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is theis a new thread? fucks sake
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:25,
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Why are you typing in a Greek accent?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:27,
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why asre you a prominent member of this board full of shitcuntys?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:29,
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I'm not.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:36,
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oh soz thought you wee someone else
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:39,
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I shall be dog walking, cleaning and reverting back to a brunette.
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girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:25,
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Are you going to play with yourself before you go to bed?
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Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:25,
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only on SKYRIM
lol
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:27,
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I want a new computer.
Can you buy me a new computer please so I can play Skyrim?
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Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:29,
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i can buy you a leapster
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:30,
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Hide and seek!
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girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:27,
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Colllar and cuffs?
What flavour are you now?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:26,
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Red.
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girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:27,
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fiesty
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:28,
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It's shit to maintain and not as red as I would like it.
I'm a brunette at heart.
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girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:29,
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All this terrifying enthusiasm from Monty is most unsettling
Weekend; no idea. Hoepfully some fucking sleep. Go on, get excited about that.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:25,
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Sorry, nothing. Flatline. Zip. Nada.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:28,
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You could kill him in his sleep?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:29,
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*perks up*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:30,
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Most weekends are quite similar for me now, but I am happy with that.
A few pints, good food, getting the boring domestic stuff done, a few more pints, some more good food, spending time with my wife & daughter, catching up with mates. All damn good.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:26,
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Is anyone celebrating World Toilet Day tomorrow?
www.worldtoilet.org/WTD/
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:28,
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Gonz will be by creating some "interprative art"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:29,
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I've started already!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:30,
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I shall poo in a hole in the ground to bring to light all teh people who do not have toilets.
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girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:30,
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This is why I could not live in Wales
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:32,
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shit
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:32,
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Let's see...
Going to see some bands tonight.
Going to see some bands tomorrow night.
Not going to see some bands on Sunday night.
On each of these days, as I have done today, I will eat a smallish meal somewhere around the middle of the day and call it LUNCH.
I have no plans to LARP, but I shall most likely have a shit after my first cup of tea in the morning.
Does this count as being WITH YOU???!!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:30,
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I FUCKING RECKON!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:31,
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I CHINNY RECKON!!!!!!!
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Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:32,
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Please sir, if we have real swords can we use those instead?
Weekend involves My son, making a mobile out of coat-hangers, watching Dr. WHo and maybe a board game or two.
Lunch is leftover vegetable curry, cheap, healthy, dull.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:32,
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I had veg curry last night.
It was nomtastic.
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girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:33,
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This is OK actually, partly because it has been mixed in with some leftover roasted veg from earlier in the week.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:35,
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See Al's reply above
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:35,
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a bit like your weekend really ; )
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:33,
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Bit like My next month or so.
I planning to be frugal and healthy in the run up to Christmas so as to properly enjoy the blow-out at Christmas/new years.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:36,
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That Dr World Health Organisation really is top-drawer, eh?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:34,
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The Boy Likes him
and so do I, it's nice to have stuff in common, even if his mother is hell-bent on turning in to a Thespian.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:37,
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Dear god, a rug-muncher with a lisp?
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:47,
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heheheheheeeheeeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee
heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:49,
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Lunch is a work in progress
Dunno what I might end up having.
The weekend will be spent curled up somewhere warm, drinking lots of fluid, coughing up my lungs. Which should be fun.
I have never LARPed. Hope this helps.
Love, b3th.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:35,
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Well..
Couple of mates (one of whom is Pooflake) round this afternoon/evening for a jam. Shopping with G/F tomorrow, cooking dinner for us Saturday night.
Sunday I'll be off with the rest of Twang Club to a pub for lots of drinking and playing guitar.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:36,
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careful pooflake doesn't accidently wank you off into a horses mouth in front of your mother
it could happen in his crazy, crazy life
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:38,
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Don't diss the pooster or you'll feel my wrath.
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girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:40,
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Strangest euphamism ever
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:41,
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Does everyone get their cocks out at t'wang club?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:43,
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Never came across (fnaar) that one before...
I don't think the mighty Pooflake will be wanking me off into a horses mouth in front of my mother for three quite important reasons:-
1/ Pooflake and I are both heterosexual.
2/ Neither of us have access to horses.
3/ My mother's dead.
Taking those three into account it's fairly unlikely, but there's always hope, eh!
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:48,
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I'm pretty sure wanking people off into horses' mouths
Isn't any indication of homo- or heterosexuality so much as fucking oddness.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:53,
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I'm stuck in the lab
no lunch for me. This weekend I will mainly be helping tennis boy move in to his flat and single-handedly assembling his flat pack furniture because he is rubbish. Oh and I shall also be going to the Christmas market again, meeting up with my parents and attempting not to get attacked by chavs this time.
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berk, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:39,
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I'm trying to make some sort of smutty euphamism out of "flat pack furniture" but I can't
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Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:44,
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Bless you for trying though.
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girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:44,
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unless he's got a cock like an allen key, of course.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:46,
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An average Allen key
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:46,
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It's all about the bend.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:48,
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Paul Weller
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:49,
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nice fella.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:50,
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Mine's like a Phillips screwdriver
And that, children, is why you should never experiment sexually with pencil sharpeners.
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:49,
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He can't even do Ikea assembly?
That really is rubbish.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:45,
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must be some sort of nonce prick i reckon
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:48,
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Bollocks.
Nonces are top-notch at DIY. Otherwise they'd never lure the kids to their "treehouses"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:49,
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YOUR LOGIC IS FLAWWED
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:50,
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My lunch was a rather excellent pasta bolognaise, if I do say so myself
No plans at all this weekend, bit of a dull one.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:42,
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TTF has gone down shop to get me 2 pizzas for a pound from DOMINOS WOO
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:45,
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pound each that is, they ain't that cheap
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:46,
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That's still cheap
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:47,
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INIT
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:47,
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but there the personal ones, bit shoddy if you ask me, tiny and made of cardboard with fake meat on top
i ain't complainging
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:47,
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There's a place by me where the man picks his nose and the pizzas are sweet like cookies
i only had one once before I saw the man pick his nose.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:55,
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and then you stabbed him and stole his hubcaps
:O
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:01,
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What else was I supposed to do?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:10,
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calm down
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:16,
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I'm never sure what I think of Dominos
Some of their pizzas are rather good, but they're such a bunch of rip off merchants 90% of the time.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:54,
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tru tru
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:02,
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Flat hunting. Lots and lots of flat hunting.
If I can find something decent this weekend, I shall be a happy boy. I shall then spend the next few weekends gleefully stomping around sofa shops and buying wingbacked chairs off eBay. Well, chair singular. I want it to sit and read in for when I want to look all intellectual. Of course, I'm single and forever alone, but I'm sure the rubber plant will be dead impressed and totally want to find out why I'm so tortured and I might even get a sympathy shag off it.
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Kroney, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:58,
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You are Cyril Fletcher AICMFP
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:02,
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croque madame AGAIN for lunch
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:00,
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Fuck your life.
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girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:01,
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What's a croque madame?
Do you spray a cheese toastie with perfume?
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Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:02,
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its a croque miseaur with eggs
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:04,
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Egg on toast
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:07,
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Eggy cup
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Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:08,
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and cheese and ham and bechemal sauce
let's be accurate here, whilst dismissing french luncheon.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:08,
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It's like Bread Lasagne
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Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:11,
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For real.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:15,
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what's not to love!
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:37,
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don't ruin this for me bro
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:42,
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Afternoon
I have been to the pub. I am now full of Peroni and tuna
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:05,
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Git
I haven't had Peroni in weeks.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:08,
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New bar me is selling draft Peroni for £4.50 a pint.
At that price they will be closed by the end of the year.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:11,
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Wait your in london aren't you?
it's over £4 everywhere
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:17,
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Most places are between £3.60 - £3.80
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:19,
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not seen that in a long time
stick to local ales, much cheaper and you don't look like lager swilling "football fan"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:21,
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posh cunt
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:23,
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Trust me. I never look like a football fan.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:32,
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£3.40 mofo!
BOOM!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:18,
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Git.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:19,
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NOMNOMNOM!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:20,
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The price of beer is yet one more reason to move out of London.
Looks like my wife and I have agreed that we will move to Edinburgh if I can find a job there.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:24,
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Beer and housing
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:25,
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Housing is certainly one reason.
We can get a decent 4 bedroom detached house (Victorian or something not a shitty new build) with a good sized garden for the same money as our place in London.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:28,
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Indeed this
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:30,
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Same by mine
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:25,
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Man, I want more beer now
I do not want to be doing an upgrade for Watford right now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:26,
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I want beer, not to be fixing someone elses mistake.
"Alright love, you finished all that gin? Good, lie down, this won't hurt too much. Oi, Derek! Get the wire hanger and the Dyson, this should't take long!"
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:27,
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A Smith & Jones in Congleton is doing it for £4.05 a pint
The bar staff are trying to stop it being served, as they keep getting laughed at everytime they tell someone the price.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:27,
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I'm thinking of nipping for a pint soon
In fact, I'm going to see if I can rally some support right now.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:08,
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Well it turns out that I can't :'(
But that won't stop me, oh no.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:20,
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I'm off to the pub and for tapas later
tapas, motherfuckers. tapas and Blue Moon.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:10,
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What tapas you gonna have?
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Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:12,
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motherfucking tortilla
pulpo a la feira if they've got it, gambas, chorizo in wine, patatas bravas, some veggie stuff no doubt. You feel me, homes?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:14,
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Yeah, totally feeling you.
And I'm amazed at how well your suit fits you.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:17,
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I actually have one on, today, too.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:18,
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There is a Spanish restaurant near here that does scrambled eggs with asparagus and wild garlic
It is fucking nom!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:17,
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Blue Moon is lovely
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:13,
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It is, isn't it?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:15,
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Standing alone it is
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:19,
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No more Peroni for you
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:20,
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This may be for the best
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:22,
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I fucking love Peroni.
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girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:22,
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I do too
Perhaps a little too much
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:23,
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OH FUCK AMBERL IS DEAD
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:07,
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We were really close. Shut up.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:10,
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you shut up, your not the won going down for murder
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:16,
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Titties. Alwayz n r harts.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:15,
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Always on my mind certainly.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:17,
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ELVIS
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:17,
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It's certainly a lovely memorial
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thealternativefact, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:17,
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NSFW you prick
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:22,
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It's hardly in your face.
Although I bet Al wishes it was.
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girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:24,
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Really?
I can hide it if you like, but, really?
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Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:24,
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Mother in law test
Would you show that to her?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:25,
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not me, mines got a AK47
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:27,
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I'm gonna killy our mum for taht
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:26,
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You and Al are brothers?
This explains a lot
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:27,
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whats al and what?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:28,
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Superfly Al
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:29,
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waht and why are we borthers i'm so lost god help me
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:30,
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oh got it, yeah i'm als retard half brother from dunstable
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:31,
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Apparently
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:31,
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I'D NEVER YOU REALLY MUM, YOU MEAN THE WORLD TO ME XXXXX
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:36,
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So why did you try to send me down for Amberl's murder?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:39,
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i was being cracker to see if i could crack you
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:41,
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Mind you Roota works in a library.
They're all a bit prissy there.
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girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:26,
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And I'm a prude, don't forget
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:32,
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You are indeed
Most people would be all like "Oh look, frazzles in my pockets, Mmmmmm, tasty" but you're all like "Oh My God! Frazzles in my pocket! Someone must have touched me inappropriately!"
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Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:35,
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Mostly relief that I hadn't stolen the Frazzles.
I don't even like Frazzles.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:37,
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Well people can't really tell what I'm looking at, but a big scrawled pic of tits, yeah...
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:27,
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Okay, just for you, I've linked it.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:29,
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Grassy arse
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:32,
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your missus and i have sorted the menu for monday
but that's more dinner than lunch. lunch today is late because i've been teaching a small child how to
read draw pictures of princesses. and lobsters.
why a fucking lobster? i can draw big pouffy dresses. i can't draw fucking shellfish.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:18,
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Don't be sho shelfi......
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:19,
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WHY DID YOU KILL AMBERL? WHY? WHYYYYYYYY???????
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:20,
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you have al and roota to play with now
off you pop, they want you.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:20,
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i want you baby, nobody else, me and you got summat special
even if you did kill your own mum i'm willing to risk it
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:21,
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Then you
both got to practise, so that's brilliant and will be very helpful to you as you further your career.
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thealternativefact, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:20,
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hoorah i was going to fb you
are you still ok to come??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:24,
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i wish you hadn't killed amberl just cos she was more attractive than you
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:25,
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Yes! Just let me know where and when and I will be there.
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thealternativefact, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:25,
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will gaz you innit!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:27,
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can i come?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:28,
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That crusty sock of yours says yes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:29,
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Sure.
We're meeting on the steps of Norwich cathedral, 8pm sharp.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:29,
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fuck that
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:30,
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That's the idea, yes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:35,
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ha ha ha
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:25,
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Are you cooking or are we going out for food?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:22,
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Want to come?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:25,
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Of course, but alas i cannot. I will come for a drink one day I PROMISE
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:30,
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i don't think monty wanted you there
he said something about a horrible spasticated retard?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:25,
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hello hi, did somebody want me?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:26,
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i doubt it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:27,
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officelols
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:28,
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MURDERER
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:28,
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Is this not the same "joke" you tried for AA?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:35,
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no his mum died of natural causes, it was awful and a terrible hardhsip for him and his family
rachelswipe murdered amberl cos she had bigger tits
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:37,
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It was a sad day for tit-kind
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Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:38,
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When Breasts Attack IV
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:40,
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Nobody tries to stop them?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:41,
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I prefer to watch TBH
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:42,
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Not me
I'll be right there in the thick of it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:44,
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In the pink corner, Amberl
In the brown corner, rswipe
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:46,
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Oh my god, I'm going get killed here
*greases up*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:47,
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Hang one a second here
I don't want Swipe using her bumhole on Amberls boobs.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:50,
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You could plug it with cats?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:52,
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I believe the term is witless oaf
Can't do monday's, monday is Zumba day
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:28,
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are you serious?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:30,
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Yes, Monday is Zumba day
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:31,
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Joseph?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:34,
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eh?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:36,
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419 scam bloke
Never mind
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:38,
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are you queer or summat? what you doing zumba for queerno?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:36,
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I don't do Zumba
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:38,
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are you going to perve at the women then you perv?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:40,
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No my wife goes, but i look after mini ape
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:44,
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I am awaiting delivery of my daughter's excellent penguin pic
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:22,
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They're PISS easy.
Just draw a langoustine but do it bigger.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:23,
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Needs MOAR rock
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:24,
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Lol
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girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:24,
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I do a scampi
because I'm common.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:25,
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s i
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:28,
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Not that common...
I don't see you around as much as I should.
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thealternativefact, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:29,
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SADFACE
I'm gonna miss your birthday too. I'm a terrible friend, why do you put up with me?
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Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:31,
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pity mostly
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:33,
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I reckon you probably aren't far wrong.
Do you want to come to Download Festival next year? Black Sabbath are reforming and Metallica are playing the whole of the Black Album.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:36,
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Even better than that
Next year's I'll Be Your Mirror has Slayer playing the whole of Reign in Blood. Come on!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:38,
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Hang on, what?
How do you know that? Are you just kidding?
I've seen them do it before at Hammersmith, then when I saw them at teh Forum last year they played the whole of Seasons in teh Abyss, which was even better.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:43,
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No kidding - the rest of the line up is pretty ace too
www.atpfestival.com/events/ibymlondon2012.php
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:45,
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Shit, must get tickets for that, two minute walk for me
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:56,
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Consider yourself informed Rory Lyon
You told me off for not letting you know about this year's.
MEET 4 BEERS? YEH?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:01,
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I HAVE TO GET TICKETS FIRST !!!!
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:03,
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SO DO I!!! LOL
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:04,
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if i thought i could justify the cost i'd love to, but with sproglet and the misses not earning anymore i probably can't justify it tbh
when do tickets go on sale?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:40,
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Today
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Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:42,
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def not then as just spent £200 on a new camera
to replace the one I lost
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:43,
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Amberl loved download :(
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:51,
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Haha
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:52,
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She liked Sonisphere so much she kept my jumper.
I wonder if her parents might let me have it back?
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Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:53,
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I doubt it. They have two houses to run.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:53,
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Because the postman brings me lovely treats in his large sack.
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thealternativefact, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:38,
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HAPPYFACE!!!
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Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:50,
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Anyone here on Vodafone? have you had any coverage today?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:54,
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Yeah, best coverage ever today
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:55,
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I ain't got nuffin all day
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:56,
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You run outof credit you fucking pov
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:57,
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Just cos you pay for electricity with 10ps doesn't mean we all do
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:59,
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