Nope. Anyway, my living room radiator just sprang to life.
The unblocking chemical is finally working.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:15, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I'd ascribe that to biblical intervention
Lazarus did lie about for a while and thus so did Roota's radiator.

Charge people to inspect it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Well you know what,
exactly a year ago today the heating totally went tits and I was miserable and my grandad was dead and it was freezing (which is a good job because they go 'off', you know).
And I was just thinking tonight was ace and the heating went CLANG and I am now convinced there is a being with its eye on me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:21, Reply)

It's your cat
Cat of Irony.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:26, Reply)

Silly TD
Cats are not made of irony. They are made of Disdain.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:28, Reply)

Cat's toasting his nuts by the gas fire.
If it's not a deity, then it'll be the unblocking chemical the heating engineer put into the system on Tuesday to clear the sludge.
I dunno which, myself.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:30, Reply)

the devils in teh detol

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:31, Reply)

Fucking right.
My childhood reeked of Dettol.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:32, Reply)

dettol was the smell of being sick.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:34, Reply)

germelin is the smell of pain

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Yes, but also my toys after dirty children got into our house
or everything in the house because my mum didnlt want me getting germs.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:35, Reply)

really? my mum made us eat mud and lick gravel and get some proper northern germs in us soi we were well hard

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:36, Reply)

No, my mum wrapped me in cotton wool.
I wasn't even allowed hard sweets or peanuts in case I choked.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:38, Reply)

what if you chocked on the cotton wool?
!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:38, Reply)

No wonder DJ likes her...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:39, Reply)

Yeah they just slag me off for being a dirty hoarder
who's covered in cat hair
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:40, Reply)

How do you know the unblocking chemical isn't a deity?
You don't know what deities are made of. They could be made of unblocking chemical. Or cats.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:32, Reply)

like bast

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:33, Reply)

WOAH

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:33, Reply)

yeah, but it's not that surprising I said it
I'm a larper
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:34, Reply)

Oh yeah!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:35, Reply)

CAT GODDESS BAST!
Tasteful wall plate.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:33, Reply)

My boy has no nuts
And I always think he resents me for that.

Little girl is quite content, but runs the house.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:36, Reply)

My boy has nuts but they've been totally disabled
and he resents me for it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:37, Reply)

Wait. Are we still talking about cats?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:38, Reply)

Hhahaha shurrup

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:39, Reply)

I've got bollocks
Which may as well be donated to medical science for all the use they've been.

Or pensioners could use them as a comfy place to sit.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:42, Reply)

borrower pensioners?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:43, Reply)

You can borrow mine, if you want.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:46, Reply)

If I knew Big El's cat mobile number
I'd pass it on so they could discuss their angst.

I keep thinking he's not much longer for this world then he regenerates. He's knocking on 14.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:40, Reply)

Our Tigger's 8 but is still like a kitten

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:42, Reply)

one of my guinea pigs has balls and te other doesn't
higgs got spunmked on once, he was cross
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:37, Reply)

Hahahahaha

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:38, Reply)

I know how he feels.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:40, Reply)

did it stick in your hair
so it was really stiff and stuck in you? poor higgs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:41, Reply)