It's FRIDAY! That means it's the weekend! Man, I'd be excited if, y'know, it was exciting.
What are you, the humble offtopicers without a social life, going to do with your evening? I've already eaten pork scratchings, pissed about on the internet and shouted at my mum. The night is young!
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:06, 264 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

i ate a pizza and now I've had delicious cider
and there's a film on. woo!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:09, Reply)

Oh god, don't talk to me about cider, I think I'm developing a phobia of it as we speak.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:14, Reply)

this one's yummy yum

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:22, Reply)

So was the Weston's I had the other day, fucking destroyed me though :(

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:23, Reply)

I'm going to have a joint and the early night i've been after for weeks
I'll probably have half and stay up ridiculously late, knowing me. Either way, not very rock n roll.
(berk, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:12, Reply)

A joint sounds awesome right about now, but it wouldn't get me to sleep, my brain buzzes crazily if I try to sleep on a buzz.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:15, Reply)

Mine doesn't
it just gives me the thinking equivalent of white noise and makes me sleepy. Can't hack my drugs in my old age anymore, haha.
(berk, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:20, Reply)

Pffft, whippersnapper.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:23, Reply)

Getting old Noel, getting old
the only reason it doesn't bother me is that everyone else is, too.
(berk, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:26, Reply)

I don't even really know how old you are, I've only recently started feeling like I'm ageing a bit, only because my body's started creaking and cracking in new places.
I still feel like a 20-year old. Maybe I need to grow up a bit eh?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:29, Reply)

26.
all downhill to 30 now...
(berk, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:23, Reply)

I has wine and cider and a film after unreported world on the telly.
I'm seriously thinking of getting RIP tickets for download.
( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:12, Reply)

Wass the film?

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:15, Reply)

Sucker punch.
I got it from Lovefilm to watch to see if it would be ok for my eleven year old nephew to see and just found out he's seen it at his dads.
( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:16, Reply)

I saw the first half of that, it's pretty awesome
although I was drunk. The whole of the last six weeks have been a bit of a blur, in honesty.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:17, Reply)

Understandable.
I'm drinking to much too. Not because I have to but because I want to. Stopping it in the new year though. I'm letting myself self destruct a little.
( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:18, Reply)

I can't really get much closer to self-destruct, I feel fucking awful at the moment.
I'm supposed to be at a table with kiddo and 14 friends and their kids tomorrow for dinner, I can neither afford it or face putting on the mask for three hours. I'll do it anyway, it'll feel good afterward I'm sure.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:21, Reply)

You'll be ok.
More often than not, the thought of doing something like that is always worse than actually doing it.
( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:23, Reply)

I keep telling myself that, hoping it'll sink in.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:23, Reply)

Does kiddo know how you feel about the whole thing?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:27, Reply)

About going out for the dinner?
Yeah I just told her, but I said I know I'll enjoy it and fundamentally that's true. I don't get to show Sophie off very often at all, never in fact, and many of these people haven't seen her since she was a toddler. She'll enjoy herself I'm sure, and that'll be enough for me.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:30, Reply)

I'm sure you'll hold it together for her.
And you never know, you might actually enjoy yourself for a few minutes. Having had my fair share of 'black dog days', I know that even that much is quite a victory.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:34, Reply)

I will enjoy myself, I know it.
It's my inner-hermit trying to take over. I'll mtfu eventually.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:41, Reply)

How do, /OT.
I've had tea and a nice long play with the dog, and now I'm settled down to watch telly, while coughing my guts up. Fun times.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:16, Reply)

Sputem FTW

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:17, Reply)

^this.
I think the bronchitis will have properly taken hold by tomorrow morning.
Yay.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:21, Reply)

Spit it out, b3th, spit it out.
I don't get coughs any more since I started spitting it out.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:21, Reply)

It's not pretty, and it's not ladylike
but you're right, it works.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:26, Reply)

still poorly?
poor thing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:22, Reply)

I no, rite?
This is way more important than anybody else being ill, on account of how it's me.

In other news, now my head is a bit more clear, I'm taking a big dose of MTFU and getting on with it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:29, Reply)

phew
i was worried
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:29, Reply)

On the way home I went to the french deli that's attached to a michaline star resturant and bought..
- some amazing really really soft almost liquid goat's cheese
- some amazing really really good (but will take 3-4 days left out to mature) cannon bear
- some gelee de piment despelette (like a chili jelly)
- some mouse de foie de cannard (mouse of duck liver)

And I already got at home some other amazing cheese, and I've got some deli meats too.

They also had Violit Syrup, Tea, jelly and honey. I'm getting some of that when I get paid so I can make really nice...ermmm.... maybe macaroons? Voilit macroons would be well lush. I'll do the sorbet again too.

BUT, but, and this is where it falls down short, I wanted some fresh crusty bread from the posh Paul's Pettisiery but they ran out of white crusty, so I'm going to have to wait until tomo to have my posh french grub, because its' really not worth eating tonight if the experiance (and eating this will be an 'experiance' as well as a meal) will be so much better.

So tonight I'm gonna see what I've got in the fridge, if I remember correctly I got some marks'n'sparks nibbles, pork belly with bbq or something, I'll have that maybe. Or I've got some butternut squash ravioli from waitrose that I can boil up with some roasted pine nuts and some melted butter.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:19, Reply)

It took me over 2 hours to get into work today, and about an hour and 45 mins to get home though =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:20, Reply)

FFS Gonz!
Marry me?
( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:20, Reply)

Hah, you _soo_ need to move down to north london, I'd love it.
The occasional rumpy pumpy and some good lols.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:30, Reply)

OH FUCK YEAH
I forgot about the truffle laiden honey.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:31, Reply)

I've got my eye on the pork belly at the butcher's, I want to do something fucking epic with it sometime.
I'm filling the void with pork scratchings at the moment.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:23, Reply)

Ken Hom did an amazing looking pork belly dish on the show "Perfect... Chinese", I have it recorded on my skybox.
Let me see if I can find a youtube of it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:31, Reply)

Sweet.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:32, Reply)

I can't, but if you want, I'll record it with my phone recording the playing telly. But you must promise to blog up the results for me =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:33, Reply)

Was it one of these?
www.google.co.uk/search?gcx=c&ix=c1&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=ken+hom+pork+belly
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:36, Reply)

Found it !
uktv.co.uk/food/recipe/aid/644204
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:39, Reply)

Fab, thank you.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:40, Reply)

No probs, if you go for it, lemmi know how it goes !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:05, Reply)

Cannon bear and duck liver mouse?
oh Gonz, bless you.
(berk, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:25, Reply)

Some things will never be the same again.
One of these is Camambert.

Cannon Bear is far better.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:28, Reply)

Cannon bear is the new face of France.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:30, Reply)

Is Canon Bear a paedophilic ursine preacher?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:33, Reply)

Primate Canon Bare
Pick the bones out of that, Catholic apologists.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:35, Reply)

Haha =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:33, Reply)

You really do misspell the weirdest words.
Is it deliberate? Are you showing your utter contempt for the conformity of 'spelling'?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:39, Reply)

Cannon Bear was one I made up a little while ago when I couldn't think up the real spelling and nothing I wrote made any sense in my head at all.
I really don't think of it, and if I have to re-write a word 3 times because the spelling doens't look right, I just go with whatever my head thinks and hope people can grab it by the context.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:50, Reply)

I will cherish it forever
Or until I forget it, whichever is sooner.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Hah =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:04, Reply)

Sometimes it takes a few readings to figure out the word
but it's always entertaining.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Thanks =D
It's kindda ironic (I think, I get confused what that means exactly) that a dyslexic is really good at coming up with a kindda word game.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:05, Reply)

17th March as it happens.
I made this:

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:59, Reply)

Haha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:05, Reply)

Alright Noel?
fancy some jungle or something else entirely?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:23, Reply)

I'll be off to bed soon, kiddo's got Children in Need on so I might steal the laptop and go watching it bed while wanking to the guilt-trips.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:24, Reply)

do people actually watch that shit?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:27, Reply)

Only for the wanking, Cavy, only for the wanking.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:33, Reply)

I'm watching it right the fuck now.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:36, Reply)

I dug being compared to a peach sorbet.
Akthent on thee laht thyllable.

And re. Children in Need of a Good Slap, I see Raworth is dancing.

Enjoy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:29, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1438816
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:34, Reply)

yah, I saw bbz.
Doesn't stop me being tickled pink.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:36, Reply)

*bows*

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:37, Reply)

Aight.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:40, Reply)

I got 5 films from film 4 the other night.
Watched Green Latern, which was shit, but got the others to watch.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:24, Reply)

What else have you got?
Green Lantern was alright, probably wouldn't watch it again but it was a good waste of ninety minutes.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:24, Reply)

Thor, two chick flicks to sleep through and one called....
ROBOTROPOLIS!!!!

can't wait to see that.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:29, Reply)

Thor's alright too, it made me laugh in a few places and the effects are supreme.
I've got the second half of Alice in Wonderland to watch. I saw the first half the other night. I was drunk, though. I'm sensing a theme here.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:31, Reply)

Good oh!
On closer inspection, the chick flicks are everything must go and bad teacher.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:32, Reply)

Haha, Robotropolis, 3.1/10 on IMDB, sounds fucking brilliant.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:38, Reply)

It looks the shizzle.
I loves a good shit film, not as in a Matthew Mcconaughey film, a movie that knows it's shit and it's supposed to be that way.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:44, Reply)

My nephew said Green Lantern is good.

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:25, Reply)

no offence, he's an idiot.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:29, Reply)

He's eleven.

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:38, Reply)

My statement stands.
Get his parents to slap him more.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:44, Reply)

for a minute there I thought you meant
camera film. That's way more interesting
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:26, Reply)

Sorry to bore you Cavy :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:30, Reply)

if you can't talk photography
I ain't interested
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:43, Reply)

That's not how you spell 'pornography'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:44, Reply)

oi!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:46, Reply)

yes?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:48, Reply)

soft focus, looooong lens.
*strokes*
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:45, Reply)

mmm, that'll shorten perspective

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:47, Reply)

I got a nice sloooow shutter speed.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:49, Reply)

an I got a aperture that's widening

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:50, Reply)

O_O

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:51, Reply)

*gulps*

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:06, Reply)

yeah! I am totally intimidating - woo!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:09, Reply)

I'm afraid that I've been out for much of this afternoon.
Civilised Friday afternoon boozing is where it's at.

Now I'm at home, and gosh here's an online social life right before my slightly crossed eyes.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:25, Reply)

Allright, curly?
What's fresh?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:30, Reply)

4 week process mapping contract starting Monday on a consultancy basis
Not what I want, but what I need.

Yersen'?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:33, Reply)

Not bad, dude. Trying not to grumble.
Ma gets out of hospital again on Monday, which should prove interesting.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:36, Reply)

Ok - I'll be around for an hour or so if you want to gaz.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:40, Reply)

Lean Six Sigma?
I have job news too.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:37, Reply)

Good noos or bad noos
I work on SAP based mapping. It's what I know.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:41, Reply)

Good noos.
You know the Bridgewater centre in Leeds? The Dalek building?

Job there vee vee soon.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:43, Reply)

I know that building
Hats off!

Don't know who is based in there but good man yerself for getting out of your rut.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:50, Reply)

Thanks bbz.
We could go for a romantic riverside pint or somesuch.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:52, Reply)

Well, you know, I'm not an arse bandit
But The Scarborough is a fine boozer near the station.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:56, Reply)

Whereabouts near the station?
I only ever go to Leeds for interviews or to go to gigs or drug fuelled raving.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:00, Reply)

Ask the station staff.
They all drink in The Scabby.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:16, Reply)

Who here uses torrents?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:29, Reply)

I use demonoid, when I can be arsed
not downloaded anything for a while though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:32, Reply)

I got Snowtown the other night.
Very very grim but hypnotic, powerful and beautifully shot.

I am bigging it up, right here on the innernet.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:34, Reply)

I.
Why?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:34, Reply)

Snowtown.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:54, Reply)

You shouted at your mum?
Bad form, old chap :(
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:31, Reply)

Alright Blaireau69 'refreshed' as usual eh

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:34, Reply)

Allright RL?
Full of the usual shut, as usual.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:38, Reply)

HAHAHA here's an imaginary fiver, now fuck off and learn how to spell properly !!!!
/THE SPELLING MASTER OVERLORD EXPERT
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:42, Reply)

Maybe he was doing a comedy New Zealand accent.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:42, Reply)

Man, he right started on me on qotw, I've been plotting my revenge all day

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:44, Reply)

Cor, his grammar is fucking terrible too, I hope he dies of it.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:46, Reply)

You were begging for it, as usual.
Cracked record is all you are.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:48, Reply)

I won't be able to show my face round there for a while that's for sure.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:50, Reply)

alright Rory bbz?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:39, Reply)

cool homes, that cd is haunting me at this stage

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:43, Reply)

You bellend.
I was pished on champagne last night. It was some funny shit, SSG and some other nonce were here.

I missed you so much baby.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:45, Reply)

Nah, she was being a passive-aggressive prick.
She called back and apologised, bless her. It's the first time I've ever properly got angry with her, she was being totally unreasonable.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:35, Reply)

:(
It takes two to tango.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:37, Reply)

*shrugs*

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:39, Reply)

Sorry, I was out of order there.
Gaz on it's way.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:41, Reply)

Isn't it only in Norfolk that they 'tango' with their mothers?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:41, Reply)

;)

( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:41, Reply)

I've just plumbed new depths of absent-minded stupidity.
Got home about 6 o'clock and found I didn't have my keys on me, so I rang the blow moulding supervisor at work, found out I'd left them in the door of the locker and went back to pick them up (the locker room is next door to the supervisor's office.) Good thing blow moulding is staffed 24/7 or else I'd have been homeless till Monday.

For this reason, I'm shattered and will probably fall asleep for several hours later.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:46, Reply)

huh huh
blow moulding
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:49, Reply)

I think most of us will fall asleep for several hours later.
It's called 'bedtime'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:49, Reply)

I meant unexpectedly.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:51, Reply)

YAY!
I AM NOW VERY DRUNK IN YOUR FACE CRAPPY WEEK
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:49, Reply)

You tell that crappy week who's boss!
BTW, I never asked how your SoW thing went. Is it worth doing so now?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:51, Reply)

i don't remember what that was
I got a degree to write now and i had an inspection today andthere were reports and all sorts of shit. I try and deal with one crisis at a time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:52, Reply)

That was the thing your HoD was going to look at on Monday
or it may have been a few Mondays ago. I think I've lost a bit of time recently....
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:56, Reply)

we'll I'm not in trouble
so it probably went well
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:58, Reply)

Top four shittiest off topic users, reasons etc
chop chop
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:51, Reply)

Fucking hell, do we really have to choose?

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:52, Reply)

It's Friday night, the dust should have settled come Monday and we'll all be internet friends once more

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:54, Reply)

A fiver says you're one of them.

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:52, Reply)

amd o am anther

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:53, Reply)

Quentin? is that you?

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:54, Reply)

i have just had more cider than appropriate

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:55, Reply)

It's only 8 o'clock.
When did you start drinking?
( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:58, Reply)

I'm not sure - 6ish?
i am a lightweight
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:00, Reply)

That's not what I've heard loloolololol etc

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:01, Reply)

I'm strictly backround noise ent I, how could anyone dislike me

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:55, Reply)

we're all background noise
inthis world, rory
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:56, Reply)

I cry tears for a world untouched by your beauty

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:57, Reply)

those dudes are totally missing out

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:01, Reply)

How, indeed.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:56, Reply)

I'm always available by gaz for advice, posters respect my Online Counselling skillz

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:59, Reply)

It's always been a beacon of light to me.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:00, Reply)

Should I get tickets for Download?

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:00, Reply)

It's not your fault

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:01, Reply)

Thank you.

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:01, Reply)

It's not your fault.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:02, Reply)

So really you're saying it's my fault.

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:03, Reply)

It's NOT your fault

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:06, Reply)

So you're saying it's MY fault?
/typical girl logic
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:08, Reply)

It's not your fault

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:08, Reply)

It's totally my fault and I'd do it all again.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:09, Reply)

It's not your fault.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:10, Reply)

Are you sure?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:14, Reply)

It's NOT your fault

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:15, Reply)

Phew

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:17, Reply)

Innit.

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:20, Reply)

Prodigy are headlining.
If you can ignore all the puerile heavy metalz until the final act on the last day, then yeah, please do.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:02, Reply)

I like the puerile heavy metalz.
I re-connected with my metalhead at the Motorhead gig.
( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:03, Reply)

Motorhead are great though.
Metallica are, always were and always will be utter pish.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:12, Reply)

The Disappointed
Gets my vote every time. For just existing.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:58, Reply)

Oh, yeah.
He's a right cunt.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:00, Reply)

He's awful
Puts kittens in microwaves and stuff.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:03, Reply)

That's what I've heard.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:06, Reply)

Yeah, he's a right bad one.
And I should know ;)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:06, Reply)

You know that The Pennines are getting progessively higher?
That's not tectonic shift. Oh no - it's The Disappointed burying corpses on the summits.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:12, Reply)

I thought it was my massive girth causing the true north to sink..
From all those pies and pints...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:24, Reply)

I think people should say why I'm great
coz i fucken need it right now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:15, Reply)

You're great because.... um....
errr......

Because you just ARE, okay?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:21, Reply)

good
vodka says i totally forgot i wtote this
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:24, Reply)

You're very likeable online.
*panders*
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:25, Reply)

beakering win!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:29, Reply)

The grovelling on the floor and the screaming for mercy, the crack of broken bones, the smashed teeth and bloody clots of hair.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:56, Reply)

Are you in The Shoulder of Mutton, Bradford?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:59, Reply)

Nope. In Holgate, York.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:01, Reply)

Sounded like a normal night in The Mutton to me.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:02, Reply)

I went for a drink but I left after one drink because I have willpower.
And I'm just having a break then I will do more STUFF.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:10, Reply)

I've been to pubs like that
You call it "willpower". I call it "Shite boozer".
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Nope. Anyway, my living room radiator just sprang to life.
The unblocking chemical is finally working.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:15, Reply)

I'd ascribe that to biblical intervention
Lazarus did lie about for a while and thus so did Roota's radiator.

Charge people to inspect it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Well you know what,
exactly a year ago today the heating totally went tits and I was miserable and my grandad was dead and it was freezing (which is a good job because they go 'off', you know).
And I was just thinking tonight was ace and the heating went CLANG and I am now convinced there is a being with its eye on me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:21, Reply)

It's your cat
Cat of Irony.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:26, Reply)

Silly TD
Cats are not made of irony. They are made of Disdain.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:28, Reply)

Cat's toasting his nuts by the gas fire.
If it's not a deity, then it'll be the unblocking chemical the heating engineer put into the system on Tuesday to clear the sludge.
I dunno which, myself.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:30, Reply)

the devils in teh detol

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:31, Reply)

Fucking right.
My childhood reeked of Dettol.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:32, Reply)

dettol was the smell of being sick.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:34, Reply)

germelin is the smell of pain

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Yes, but also my toys after dirty children got into our house
or everything in the house because my mum didnlt want me getting germs.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:35, Reply)

really? my mum made us eat mud and lick gravel and get some proper northern germs in us soi we were well hard

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:36, Reply)

No, my mum wrapped me in cotton wool.
I wasn't even allowed hard sweets or peanuts in case I choked.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:38, Reply)

what if you chocked on the cotton wool?
!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:38, Reply)

No wonder DJ likes her...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:39, Reply)

Yeah they just slag me off for being a dirty hoarder
who's covered in cat hair
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:40, Reply)

How do you know the unblocking chemical isn't a deity?
You don't know what deities are made of. They could be made of unblocking chemical. Or cats.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:32, Reply)

like bast

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:33, Reply)

WOAH

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:33, Reply)

yeah, but it's not that surprising I said it
I'm a larper
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:34, Reply)

Oh yeah!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:35, Reply)

CAT GODDESS BAST!
Tasteful wall plate.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:33, Reply)

My boy has no nuts
And I always think he resents me for that.

Little girl is quite content, but runs the house.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:36, Reply)

My boy has nuts but they've been totally disabled
and he resents me for it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:37, Reply)

Wait. Are we still talking about cats?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:38, Reply)

Hhahaha shurrup

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:39, Reply)

I've got bollocks
Which may as well be donated to medical science for all the use they've been.

Or pensioners could use them as a comfy place to sit.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:42, Reply)

borrower pensioners?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:43, Reply)

You can borrow mine, if you want.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:46, Reply)

If I knew Big El's cat mobile number
I'd pass it on so they could discuss their angst.

I keep thinking he's not much longer for this world then he regenerates. He's knocking on 14.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:40, Reply)

Our Tigger's 8 but is still like a kitten

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:42, Reply)

one of my guinea pigs has balls and te other doesn't
higgs got spunmked on once, he was cross
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:37, Reply)

Hahahahaha

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:38, Reply)

I know how he feels.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:40, Reply)

did it stick in your hair
so it was really stiff and stuck in you? poor higgs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:41, Reply)

Doing stuff is overrated.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:18, Reply)

Gotta be done

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Bloody hell, Dozer, did you just see that?
I think *I'd* do Suzanna Reid after that performance.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:11, Reply)

Sophie Raworth is a fucking fox.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:12, Reply)

Who's the other blonde one?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Emily Maitlis.
She's no Fiona Bruce.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:17, Reply)

I saw. And Sian Williams is the hottest of those four by a long, long way.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:14, Reply)

about twenty years

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:16, Reply)

Pfft
Williams is a hot piece of ass.

I love milfs.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:17, Reply)

are you watching porn?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:15, Reply)

Thinly disguised as a TV fundraiser.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:17, Reply)

i fucking hate children in need
it's sacharrine sentimental bollocks
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:18, Reply)

and satudents in the pjamas
fucking pile of lolwaki crap
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:24, Reply)

How can you ignore the needy chillun?
Who have been disregarded by their unhygenic and uneducated parents?

What Great Britun needs is a future generation of Chavs, so bung your money in to enable dullards to copulate like beasts of the field and thus produce yet more needy progeny.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:24, Reply)

Here, here.
And arm the homeless just to be sure.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:26, Reply)

Woah woah WOAH
Why did I just get accosted because of newsreaders on Children in Need of a Good Slap?

Do I have a rep or something?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:15, Reply)

yes

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:17, Reply)

Aren't you the one with the Fiona Bruce / Susanna Reid fetish?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:17, Reply)

the latter is those dudes on bottom

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:18, Reply)

wait, what?
I've read that a few times and I still don't understand it. You're going to have to talk me through it...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:19, Reply)

there was a telly progam called bottom, right?
they liked sussanna reid i think. Or maybe susanna something esel
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:20, Reply)

Must have been someone else.
Bottom predates Susannah Reid by nearly twenty years.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:22, Reply)

yeah well YOU predate sussanna reid by 20 years

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:23, Reply)

I'm 31.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:23, Reply)

well your face predates, etc etc

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:24, Reply)

My face predates nothing.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:25, Reply)

it's new every second?
what, that's like that phiolosophy dude who reckons that self is a construct and can'ty be considered as a continuous thing because of constandt change, but he's wrong I am MADE of chage, bitches, look at my pennies
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:26, Reply)

my face is reference quality.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:27, Reply)

yeah
it's a footnote
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:29, Reply)

The Renaissance, perhaps.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:26, Reply)

Homo habilis, maybe.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:29, Reply)

Did you just call me a homo?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:31, Reply)

homo erectus lols

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:33, Reply)

Erection lolz
Like a brucey bone-us.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:33, Reply)

It has come to my attention
that Matt Smith's face is huge. and weird.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:27, Reply)

if i fucked him
I'd eb thinking about david tennant. I probably shouldn't have sauid that in front of students that time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:28, Reply)

I'd totally be asking him to pretend to be his last regeneration.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:29, Reply)

*swoons*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Ah, right then.
Consider me 'schooled'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:22, Reply)

The one with the Susannah Reid fetish is Bobby.
I am the Bruceologist, but the things I would do to Sian Williams pretty much start with her orifices and a can of squirty cream. I shall say no more on the matter.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:19, Reply)