Morning Gonz
Tesco are selling 24 cans of Stella for just over twelve quid, Bristol City are on the telly this afternoon and I got chatting to a lovely lady in the pub last night. Plus I've started my Christmas shopping. I'm. Currently on the sofa watching the Q music channel and I'm thinking about going out for breakfast.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 9:47, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

blimey, you really are hot with the ladies at the moment
what happened after the last date?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Had a good laugh with her
But I've got no plans to see her again.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 10:09, Reply)

is that code for
'she had a really annoying laugh/opinion on something/beard'?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 10:14, Reply)

she was a great laugh
And I'd go for another pint with her, but there was no spark.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 10:18, Reply)

:( never mind
next!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Ha
I'm all about new opportunity at the minute.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 10:34, Reply)

How'd you hook up with her Jeff?
She a mate of a mate or something?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Met her in the pub
Odd though it sounds, but women are people too. Some of them actually like a conversation and a laugh.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Heh, cool. On the tube home yesterday there was this girl who I recongised from somewhere but donno where...
... and she had a tatto on her chest and looked like she probably has a lot of artwork on her, so I took my headphones off and said "Woh', thats some awesome tattoo" and she gave me a weird look and said "thank you" but her voice sounded like a granny or something, I donno, it just sounded like it would really annoy me and she didn't say anything else to lead the conversation on so I thought 'fuck that'.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 10:43, Reply)

50p for a pint of stella, you'd struggle to find water for that price, sounds alright if you like Stella.
Oh god, yeah', christmas shopping, I feel like such a fucking retard, I don't get paid 'till _next_ monday and I thought it would be a good idea to buy a shitload of christmas presents yesterday while I was in town and max out my card. I'm gonna up the overdraft today, it's almost as much as my take-home =(

But what I did get though, I got 3 amazing home made candles which are really pretty that you can light, BUT, even better, they're quite thin and have an almost tie-die like design, that you can put a light (or a tea-light candle, or even a couple) and it lights up the whole candle and looks really homely and pretty. It was £12 each, 2 for £24, so I said...
- "I'll buy it right now, right this minute, it's the end of the day and it's just stock you've got to pack up.... I'll take 3 for £30, you make a few quid, less to pack up, less to think about. I get three lovely presents to give to family this christmas... it's a win win" -
He then started talking about having to up the prices as they're so low already, so I said "Alright, £32 for 3, that's £10 each, a nice profit, and two quid so you can get some of that lovely mulled wine they're selling next door.... deal?"......Deal Done.

And then I went into lush and their staff are so pretty and bubbly and flirty and probably without a doubt the most helpful staff I've ever come across, she knew _every_ product in that store, knew exactly what to show me by me saying a few things I liked. I ended up spending about £50 there, but I've pretty much got stocking-fillers for everyone, plus some really really nice stuff for me too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 10:05, Reply)