I went to the shops and gave my son a choice of whatever he felt like for dinner.
He chose crispy smoked mackerel and salad. *parent smugs*

fuck off back to mumsnet you prick
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 16:25, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

haha
your child is aspirational middle class
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Really? I thought mackerel was an old man thing to have.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 16:36, Reply)

perhaps in a tin
smoked and crispy sounds like the sort of thing people eat if they buy their food in waitrose, call their children poncey names and drive a 4x4 'for the safety record'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Fuck it. Smoked mackerel is cheap. Punt it in the over for fucking ages and it goes like crackling.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 16:47, Reply)

so am I the only person on here who doesn't eat posh food and can't cook, then?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Fuck me Cavy, if smoked mackerel is posh to you, you must be one rough schemie.
What's for dinner tonight? Twizzlers and potoato smiles again? Perhaps open a can of beanz for "veg"
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 16:57, Reply)

I'm more a pasta, cheese and brown sauce kind of person
Food and the need to eat is annoying
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:02, Reply)

lolnorexic

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:21, Reply)

oh, I like
eating food, just not buying it, making it, or having to stop doing what I'm doing to eat it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:34, Reply)

So essentially you want someone to shovel food in your pie hole while you watch Kyle.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:52, Reply)

yeah, that'll do
but can I swap kyle for spinger? Jeremy Kyle scares me and I've only ever seen clips from the shows, a whole one might make me go on a killing rampage
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:11, Reply)

I love watching the chav baiting mentalist.
I bet he's a rapist. I certainly haven't read or seen anything that suggests he isn't.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:43, Reply)