Doing Janet Ellis from behind while Peter Duncan licks your balls and you scream "AND HERE'S ONE I MADE EARLIER!" at the critical moment
All the wile Simon Groom will be fisting Goldie as Percy Thrower attempts to Bukake the entire Blue Peter Garden.

Edit: this will conjure up interesting images for those born within a few years of me and mean nothing to anyone more than a couple younger.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 9:26, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Needs more elephants shitting on the floor

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Before my time Old boy
I purposely kept to the 'classic line-up' of my youth.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Worth it for a go on Ellis though

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 9:31, Reply)

No other options in my young days
Yvette Fielding and Diane Louise Jordan came along a bit later as I recall, but it was never the same.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Fielding had some minging skin disease and DLJ is a God botherer.
So I would rather have shagged Goldie the retriever (if Jeff hadn't been there before me).
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Indeed.
Ellis however would have been pure filth.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 9:53, Reply)