It helps if the father wants to avoid tax.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:51, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Selfish cunts passing on an inhertiance to their offspring instead of giving it to me =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:57, Reply)

The only downside about not having any contact with my family (which is my choice) is that my sister will get the lot when my parents croak.
The fat cunt will only spend it on pasta, pies and doughnuts.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Just make sure you're in her will.
won't be long by the sound of it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Nah I won't get a penny from her either.
Not that there will be anything left once she's been to McDonald's and KFC a few times. The lardy bitch.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Single, good looking, up for a bad time?
Haha, like I care about the first two.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:05, Reply)

She looks like this.


may be a slight exaggeration but only a slight one
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:08, Reply)

That's quite a gunt!
Phew, all hot and bothered now.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:11, Reply)

looks a bit like the truth fairy

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:12, Reply)

I don't even know how that's possible.
Her belly is actually lower than her dress.

How would you do anything to that? Doggy style and my willy wouldn't even begin to reach her, going down on here and I'll be crushed my the weight resting on the top of my head, Haven't got a hope in hell for michanary.

I'd only be able to get a blowjob, but looking down to see that face with it's eyes/nose/mouth so closed in next to each other would really put me off. I'd still do it, but I don't think I'd be able to enjoy it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:13, Reply)

If we shot everyone over the retirement age in the head it would free up a lot of property for the younger generation.
Just saying like...
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:00, Reply)

It might stop people moaning about the retirement age being raised.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Another benefit.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:13, Reply)