I'd be on Countdown.
Oh,wait, I was. I was shit.


I think I'd really like to be on Saturday Night Live, but that's possible because I've been rewatching all of Studio 60 On Sunset Strip recently and that makes it look a lot more fun and less dysfunctional than I suspect the reality would be.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:57, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Maybe you should be in Studio 60 then.....

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:59, Reply)

That would make more sense, wouldn't it?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:00, Reply)

You were on Countdown?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Yeah, it aired in May of last year.
I only appeared once and got beaten by a website designing roller coaster enthusiast from Southend, of all places.

The first text I got after it was on said 'god that bloke was a cunt wasn't he?'
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Are you on YouTube?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:02, Reply)

I really don't know. It's on Vimeo, or at least it was.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:34, Reply)

No shame in losing on Countdown
My Dad went on it and lost and he's been on all manner of TV quiz shows, and won most of them

Came 2nd on The Weakest Link though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Haha, putting your "yourrealname countdown" into google produces a wiki entry about you.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:18, Reply)

hahahahahahha
so it does. Fucking hell.

I look like a miserable shit too.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:35, Reply)

scarpe is Vorderman

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:02, Reply)