How To Look Good Naked
Because whilst my eyesight is shockingly poor, in the Kingdom of the Blind...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:00, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

You know you don't get to see Gok Wan naked though right?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Are you seriously suggesting I haven't watched the programme?
Extensively?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:03, Reply)

I thought you'd be more of a queer eye for the straight guy watcher

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Would you believe
that they're too gay even for me? Plus I fucking hate Jason Gardner
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Jason Gardner is on that?
I only remember floppy blonde hair guy and carefully preened rugged guy
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:07, Reply)

He was on the first UK series I think
You know, discussing this is doing neither of us any favours
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I'm a girl I can get away with watching shit

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Rule of breasts?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:13, Reply)

There is no reason for me to post a picture of Jeff here, but every time now I read the word 'breasts', I hear it in his voice. Therefore, I thought I should share.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Fucked dog not pictured

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Not that Jeff, Jeff from Coupling

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Yes I know that dear

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Ahh, fair enough

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:24, Reply)

More of an 'Uphill Gardner' fan, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Crikey that was poor Monty
Stick to sport, eh?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:21, Reply)

I thought it was a superb joke.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:22, Reply)

I thought "Knock Knock - Who's there? Doctor - Doctor Who?" was a superb joke once
But in my defence, I was five.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:24, Reply)

five 31.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:25, Reply)

31 Martin, 32, Telecommunications Analyst from Norwich.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:29, Reply)

I know. My point was he liked the joke until recently.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:31, Reply)

I'm going to be 32 forever thanks to that meme

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:32, Reply)

I know. My point was rehashing Trotter's only non-gay meme.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Best meme ever
Just from the point of view of mental association
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Knock knock
a neutrino.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Best knock knock joke is 'idunnup' by a country mile.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:37, Reply)

My son agrees wholeheartedly with you on that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Have you seen this weeks HIMYM yet?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:09, Reply)

I've seen HIMJIM this week, yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:09, Reply)

No think I'm a few weeks behind as I was internetless for a while

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Ahh, fair enough
This season is absolutely excellent.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:15, Reply)

i'm sorry WHAT?!
are you serious? are you really that retarded that you actually find that shite entertaining? fucks sake, theres no hope left for the human race at all
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:50, Reply)