i like weekends away in a fancy barn or something
my friend anna's was over a bank holiday weekend, so we had fri night with pizzas and booze and singstar etc, sat day we had beauty treatments and then the world's hottest 2 barmen came over to teach us cocktail making. then dinner out, then clubbing. and on the sun we had an all-day bbq. the barn also had a swimming pool and a BOUNCY CASTLE.

and the whole lot was about £180 each, for a whole weekend with about 20 friends - bargain!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:32, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

And that £180 included all your travel costs, booze out clubbing and restaurant meals did it?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:41, Reply)

it did indeed
but it was only oxford, so all of us sharing cars meant the transport was minimal. we only had one meal out, the rest was all bought online from tesco and delivered to the barn. people might have bought extra drinks in the club, but that would have been the only extra. mostly we were just lying around the barn and chilling.

20 x £180 = £3,600, it goes quite a long way!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:59, Reply)

That's pretty reasonable then. Eating out only once probably helped.
I feel sorry for the neighbours having to tolerate 20 pissed up middle class cheshire girls for a weekend though.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:02, Reply)

ha, the barn was in the middle of nowhere
only the farmer for miles around. and as it was a boiling hot august and most of the girls were in bikinis for a lot of it, somehow he didn't seem to mind.

he had some gorgey baby cows in the field behind. they were so tame they would come up for apples etc. even the meat-eaters were seriously upset when the farmer said the market was in september...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:08, Reply)

I'd have caught one and eaten the fucker.
cute = tasty.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:13, Reply)

^ this ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:15, Reply)

the doe-ier the eye, the tastier the meat.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Bert used to say something similar.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:31, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHA! I AM BERT!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:44, Reply)