Ewww!
Why would you want to lick something which had been somewhere where clearly a large number of desperately sad men had left their seed?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:13, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

+ mouldy lollipops

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Where the hell is that supposed to fit in to my sentence?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:17, Reply)

At the end, dipshit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:18, Reply)

left their seed mouldy lollipops?

It doesn't make any sense man!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Ok, they left their seed and mouldy lollipops

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Al, to this day I have no fucking idea.
The doubly disturbing thing was, she was fairly attractive and this took place in the bride and groom-to-be's living room. It was a genuinely surreal moment in my life.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:15, Reply)