...and I would want to expedite this dumping by paying a girl to strip for me?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:20, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Your brain rarely makes logical decisions.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Says a lot about how opposed I was to the idea
that I resisted the offer despite being jeered by my mates and having several hours of drinking behind me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Perhaps if it was a bloke offering to strip for you things might have been different...?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Brilliant
I doff my cap to your Wildean wit and trailblazing originality
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:26, Reply)

I know, I know...
Time to go home, I think.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:28, Reply)

It was good wasn't it.
It's funny implying that you're gay, because a lot your hobbies could be construed as "not very macho" or even "effeminate" so even though you're going out with a girl who appears to have overlooked your earlier fondness for Manic Street Preacher style spraypainted T-Shirts, it could just be that she's a beard and your a closet homosexual. Which is where the joke lies.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:28, Reply)

It's every bit as funny now as it was the first time

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:29, Reply)

funny accurate
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:30, Reply)

It's like the gift that keeps on giving.
Just like your cock up a mans bumhole.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:38, Reply)

I might have to start marking again at this rate

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:40, Reply)

What would my last one have scored?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:47, Reply)

6 probably
7 if I was feeling generous and took context into account.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:51, Reply)

I hate you.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:52, Reply)

No you don't

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:55, Reply)