Almost as bad
as the stripper a friend hired to surprise another (female) friend at her birthday party, who squirted two lines of cream one up each thigh, and invited them to lick to where the lollipop poked out of her knickers
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:28, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

the one i saw did something similar, but also poured wotsits in the mans pants and then made him sit down
i don't know why she did that
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:29, Reply)

What? sit?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:31, Reply)

she basically made him crush cheesy crisps into his bumhole and cock
i think she was quite an angry person really
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)

*sigh*
What? sit?
WOTSIT
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)

yeah she made him sit on them

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:34, Reply)

really? :S
all of these stories are so grim.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:31, Reply)

true as the nose on my face
its not exactly the most glamorous profession is it?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)

well, at least you can see whether her thighs are clean....

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Devon knows how they make it so creamy.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Haha
I'm assuming it was cream here
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:35, Reply)