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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Do I get paid mileage?
If so, then this scheme of yours possibly has legs...
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 18:56, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
no problem
I'll be honest this is the closest I'm getting to puling at the moment, I'll pay expenses
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 18:57, Reply)
Ok, 49p/mile?
What's the address? Anywhere within 1500 miles of here is fine by me.
By that I mean within 1500 miles of the Internet, so pretty much anywhere ;)
If it means an end to that smug fucker I'm happy to travel ;)
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:03, Reply)
no idea, the stalking bit you need to do

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:04, Reply)
Well I'll need to charge £200/day (cash mind, no paper-trail!) for the "research".
How's the funding for your "project"?
I'll need 4 weeks up-front so drop off £2k at your convenience and we can get cracking.
Also I'm gonna need to relocate after the "project" so we're probably looking at another £200k?
Obviously that'll need to be cash too...
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:18, Reply)
it's pretty steep
but....well...it's been a long time
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:28, Reply)
Yeah, I guess £202k cash, up-front, for a shag may well seem like a hefty outlay...
But for that I guarantee the merchandise will be delivered intact.
And you get to keep him for good. I've changed my mind about the hammer/nail-gun thing.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:35, Reply)
the danger then is that he'd sing or something

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:38, Reply)
No problem.
Free and for gratis I will smash out his teeth, break his lower jaw and, if you allow, take the hammer to his left hand (so no guitar). That way he'll still be able to perform in the bedroom but not on the stage.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:44, Reply)

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