I used to have a moustache
But I got accused of looking like this geezer:

www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=mike+harding&hl=en&biw=1366&bih=618&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=MWE4d4rpBeeHGM:&imgrefurl=http://www.chartstats.com/release.php%3Frelease%3D38402&docid=e_L-7N9tf0skOM&imgurl=http://www.chartstats.com/images/thumbs/300/26403.jpg&w=300&h=300&ei=-3DNTuGlIIyz8QP-2pXZDw&zoom=1

So I shaved it off.

And I smoke like a chimbley.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:20, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I suit mine.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:23, Reply)

I bet you do, you handsome bugger.
Go on, give us a pic.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:25, Reply)

You want me to post a picture of my bewhiskered face on B3ta?
are you lentil mental?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:27, Reply)

Oh come on, we've all done it.
I'd suggest doing it via face book, but I assume that you, like Monty View it as too Plebeian for your good self.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:29, Reply)

Not at all.
I am on there but I have a strict 'no B3tans' policy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:35, Reply)

Ahh, well, mine is rather the reverse.
Pretty much only B3tans. It's OK, I'll try not to be insulted. *sniff sniff*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:37, Reply)

When have I ever insulted you, you tremendous flid?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:39, Reply)

Constantly, you cruel beast!
You you know all I want is to please you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:40, Reply)

Then quit liking ICP.
That's all that will make me happy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:41, Reply)

Sorry DOze.
I can never give up being 'down with the clowns', nor forsake my Jugalo brethren, even for you. It this means we a doomed never to be together, so be it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:43, Reply)

More like clowns with Downs.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:44, Reply)

*genuine chuckle*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:45, Reply)

Maybe you should send this link to Shaggy 2 Dope
www.howmagnetswork.com/
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:49, Reply)

I'll do just that.
He's my facebook buddy.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:50, Reply)

dd nn
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 23:00, Reply)

Isn't Jeff another Facebook holdout?
I certainly am.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:43, Reply)

I think so, yes.
I have an account just for b3tans.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:46, Reply)

I have a Facebook account
But I've not logged into it in about 4 years.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:48, Reply)

Good man, keep it up.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:49, Reply)

I'm sure my 157zillion friends will cope.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:50, Reply)

I have one in somebody elses' name
If anyone wants to contact me they know where I am.

I don't wish to know that a dullard I worked with 20 years ago has just been to the bog and done 3 big and 2 small turds, thank you.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:51, Reply)

Quite.
Although it is possible to use it for it's intended purpose too. just don't friend Gonz.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:53, Reply)

But that's it though.
You don't have to accept the friend requests and you can set up your account so that you only see updates from friends rather than everyone.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:54, Reply)

This^
and as I only ever friend actuall friends, and as my friends are not retards...
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:56, Reply)

I have found it highly enjoyable to reject people.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:58, Reply)

And on facebook?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 23:00, Reply)

OH LAWL
And yes, occasionally on facebook.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 23:04, Reply)

I think that most of my friends share my antipathy
I don't feel that there's a layer of communication missing from my life. Let's put it that way.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:57, Reply)

sounds fair.
I don't think it's a good thing per se, but it's not always as shit as it can be
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:59, Reply)

You might have worded that a little better
That reads, to me, like "you get some good days when you're dying of cancer."
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 23:02, Reply)

that's a lot of turds in one go

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:56, Reply)

depends how long you've been saving it.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:59, Reply)

High fibre diet
Maybe I ought to go on farcebook to enumerate my bowel movements.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 23:00, Reply)

There are far worse things to look like.
I was described s young Wilf Lunn once, tickles me immensely. ALthough I'd prefer Viv Stanshall
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:24, Reply)