Do they have to be well known?
Because after this morning I'd quite happily remove whoever is responsible for signal maintenance on the C2C line into Fenchurch Street. 90 fucking minutes I was on that train not moving.



Alt: Barry Cryer. I've always liked him, but having seen him on Would I Lie To You? last week he showed up the majority of today's comedians for the unfunny, cynical (yes, I appreciate I am throwing rocks in a glass house calling other people cynical) hacks that they are.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:09, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Barry Cryer is proper old school.
Where do you work Scarpe?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Near Waterloo
Right by The London Eye, so it's lovely round here apart from the hideous building I work in.

And the tourists, of course. They should fuck off back to where they came from, which I believe is Covent Garden.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Do you work for Shell?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:37, Reply)

No, that's the other hideous building down this way.
Although actually, I don't mind the Shell Building, although I know a lot of people do.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:38, Reply)

I work right next to Fench. St. Stn.
I saw a few people kicking off this morning and figured it must have been bad.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:44, Reply)

It was pretty annoying.
Although I've never understood people's need to get angry at the station staff over things like that.

Get angry at those cunts for never knowing anything about the tickets they sell instead.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:45, Reply)

I have been known to have a moan.
I congratulated one of the platform monkeys at Cannon St. the other day, for providing another day of world beating service. 30 mins from London Bridge to Cannon St.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:50, Reply)

oh we all have a moan.
I went through the open 'for people with pushchairs and luggage' gate on the way out and if the bloke had asked to check my ticket I'd have given him an earful.

But i had visions of the shouty, threatening, sweary Essex types constantly on the verge of tearing someone's head off when you said 'kicking off'.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:07, Reply)

No, you are correct.
There was a load of shouty fackin' cahnts, in cheap suits. With a large bag of potatoes on each shoulder.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:16, Reply)