You have no idea how bad I am at football mate
I scored once last time I played and was bloody chuffed with that. Last night I was all over the pitch though. Am expecting the call from Fabio any minute.

Morning.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:45, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Honestly, you haven't seen the fuckwits from work that I play with
You cannot be worse than some of them. It is actually not possible.

One guy whose not been working with us for very long just plays in goals for the full hour, and he's still completely fucking knackered when he comes off afterwards. WTF is that all about?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Obesity. That's all I can think of.
There was one guy there last night who was notably worse than me. He just goal-hung all night and was utterly hopeless whenever the ball came near him, which was very gratifying as I can't stand him.

At one point our keeper warned (of this twat) "Kyle's free!" and I replied "With a face like that I'm not surprised"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Well he's certainly dodged the occasional salad
Perhaps if you reigned in the withering put-downs during the game you might get on a bit better? Just a thought...
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Ah, but
Last time I was the model of decency and had a stinker. This time, four goals (one with my HEAD! Well, shoulder) and a load of decent tackles. And a nutmeg. I'm wondering if the company of this vile internetrandoms is having a beneficial effect on my sporting skill
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Decency doesn't work either
Be a tiger, it's the only way.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 25 Nov 2011, 11:02, Reply)

+g

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 11:03, Reply)

beg a tiger?
you fucking would, too, if you met one.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Silly. I meant be a tigger. They're bouncy!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 11:08, Reply)

See, this ^^^ is what happens when girls get involved in football chat.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 25 Nov 2011, 11:18, Reply)

to the /QOTW-mobile

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Needs MOAR padding and oblique sexual metaphors.
And lies.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:59, Reply)