Ugh, you don't have a hollywood, do you?
That's just wrong.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:26, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

you know
i don't think it would benefit anyone on here if i were to answer that!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Which one is that?
Is that totally bald, or the one with a line which might as well have "Heaven this way" tattooed above it?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:27, Reply)

that's a brazilian

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:28, Reply)

The totally bald.
Otherwise known as 'the paedo magnet'
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Lovely
Fairly confident Swipey won't be mistaken for a child any time soon though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:32, Reply)

The hair on the top lip is a dead giveaway for starters

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:36, Reply)

And the gay boyfriend

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:38, Reply)

ach, i'm bored with al now
he goes for: views on appearance (based purely on facebook), shallowness (based purely on b3ta posts), dead mother.

nothing new. not for months and months and months.

he needs to change the record or change the target. i'm pretty easy as to which.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:45, Reply)

as to which

Sorry, that was on obvious one.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:49, Reply)

In fairness
I pretty much just go for "show us yer tits"

Is that somehow better?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Hang on Darth
in a minute she'll say "I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Why? People make a lot of weird assumptions about that.
Nobody makes the same assumptions over shaved armpits, or legs. Yet logically the same argument applies.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:34, Reply)

I think it's mostly because armpits and legs aren't primarily sexual organs.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:36, Reply)

But they're all shaved for identical reasons
because some people find hair unsightly and smooth skin feels nicer.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:37, Reply)

I think the key word in your original argument is "logically"
Whilst on the face of it the same principle should apply, the shaving of armpits and legs is commonplace, especially if these areas are to be displayed. There is a much wider range of options in play for the bikini line.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:39, Reply)

I don't understand the "hollywood = paedo magnet" comment
because the thing about paedos, the defining, indisputable feature of them, is that they fuck children. Not adults with shaved mittens.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:42, Reply)

I completely see your point
as referenced by my pointing out that Swipey is not going to be mistaken for a child, unless she's a child smuggling two other children in her blouse. I was just illustrating the difference in attitudes towards the shaving of the respective areas
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:44, Reply)

this is a fair point.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:40, Reply)

It's the one that's entirely constructed around a fake premise of "making it"
when really it'll be waiting tables for the next 15 years before ending up in porn.

I probably needed to think that analogy though a bit, but, fuck it, let's throw it out there.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Well I got it
So it can't be THAT clever
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:32, Reply)

I didn't think it was clever
I thought it probably wasn't very good. Apart from the porn bit.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:33, Reply)

i would agree with your assessment
that your analogy was not very well thought out, i mean.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:36, Reply)

Is that just because you like talking about porn?
If so, we have something in common. Apart from the forthcoming spitroast of a London-based solicitor.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:36, Reply)