hahaha
sarcastic letters ftw
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:38, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

got angry for a no u-turn fine
Dear R. Evans,



Thanks you for finally getting back to me regarding this PCN after I responded to you promptly on the 4th of April and again on the 16th after receiving no reply. I can only assume you send out so many dubious fines that you have an enormous backlog to get through.



I don’t know when you put up the no u-turn signs, I’ve been turning around there for years and no it’s not dangerous and no it didn’t cause a delay as your photos clearly show a complete lack of any other traffic on the road, I can only assume then that this is a another revenue gathering mechanism as it obviously has nothing to do with road safety whatsoever.



I am well aware that you will read this and have a laugh with your colleagues that you’ve caught out another driver, well let me congratulate you on adding to your revenue for the year, you should be very proud.



It’s always enjoyable to be considered guilty until proven innocent in a legal matter, something that you take to your full advantage by threatening increased fines and court appearances.



Your department is a joke, taking 2 months to reply to me when I am given only two weeks to reply to you or my fine is increased. In fact why don’t we reverse that lovely piece of legislation and I say to you that by not responding within two weeks I get a £60 discount and we’ll call it evens and the debt cleared
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:44, Reply)

ha
I like the idea of reverse fines
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:47, Reply)

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that didn't work...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:48, Reply)

It's always the same with everyone that gets caught doing something illegal on the road
"It was safe when I did it"

And if you didn't notice the signs, that surely points to you being an unobservant driver and a danger on the roads.

WAH WAH WAH! I'M A GOOD DRIVER YOU SHOULDN'T WASTE YOUR TIME ON ME!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 13:05, Reply)