never had one before but i was looking at them today and i'm torn between two

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:01, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

really, which ones?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:07, Reply)

the one that takes AA batteries
and the one that you have to wind up yourself. why would you encourage him, why, why, why?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:09, Reply)

shhhh.
be verrrwwy quiet. I'm hunting wretards.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:10, Reply)

well can you hurry up?
this utter waste of skin is still here...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:12, Reply)

robinson r22 and r44
i got flying lessons for my 40th and fell in love reallyl, wany my own one now
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Really? they aren't really comparable.
Closest to an R22 is a Schweizer 300CBI. Plus, you need extra instruction to fly a Robinson on a standard Heli licence. Course, as you aren't entirely making this shit up, you knew that already, right?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:18, Reply)

i think i actually am in love with you now
i was only pretending before
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:20, Reply)

*rubs thighs*
I love it when you get all technical
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:20, Reply)

back off bitch
i saw him first
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:23, Reply)

I met him around two and a half years ago....
We had drinks and talked about engines
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:24, Reply)

that we did.
that we did.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:26, Reply)

technically, she has actually seen me. You've yet to have that dubious pleasure..

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:25, Reply)

*smugs*
Croissant please
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:27, Reply)

Steady on there petal.
I bought you some cider last time. 2 and a half years between dates and you want dinner this time? Are you sure we're not rushing this a little?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Buy me dessert as well
and I may let you hold my hand
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Oh, you hussy
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:33, Reply)

You love it

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:40, Reply)

it's a slippery slope, though.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:44, Reply)

I seem to recall you liked that

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:45, Reply)

right, so next time i see her
we are totally going to talk about you. ha!

oh fuck am replying to wrong post. oh well.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:30, Reply)

tard

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:31, Reply)

ooooooh where to start, where to start....

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:32, Reply)

easy
"wouldja?"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:34, Reply)

I don't think I should discuss that in front of him
He may get
a) Incredibly smug
b) Incrediby sad
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:36, Reply)

it's (b) isn't it?!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:47, Reply)

oh cool, never heard of the schweizer, the salesman todahy was giving me a load of patter and only showed me a bunch of robisnons

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:25, Reply)

That was probably the lemon barley water. It's easy to confuse them.
If it comes in a bottle it's probably not a helicopter though
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:32, Reply)

this one probably still drinks his mother's titmilk

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:35, Reply)

if you were torn between two savage rabid wolves
in a freak zoo escapee incident, i would be interested.

otherwise please keep your toyshopping exploits for mumsnet.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:07, Reply)

rachelswipe, rachelswipe, our sexual chemistry is legendary
but our children would be obese
because yo are genetically flawed

*to the tune of spiderman
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:11, Reply)

because you're over 40 and your grey old sperm
can barely crawl out of the end of your sloppy japs eye, more like.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:13, Reply)

i'm only 15, old timer

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:14, Reply)

robinson r22 and r44
i got flying lessons for my 40th and fell in love reallyl, wany my own one now
(Quentin Oftiweak I LOVE YOU CHARLOTTE, WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME?????, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:10, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:16, Reply)

yeah, that was 15 minutes ago fucks sake

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:25, Reply)

A friend of my Dads, who flirts in'n'out of the FT100, has a motto of "If it flys, floats or fucks; you rent it".
*edit*
I mean, TST:RL
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:26, Reply)

hahaha
*steals*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:28, Reply)