my best lies are silly lies
like the one about house elephants, or the other day when I told another lecturer that 'Sexting' (which was a topic supposedly covered that day in tutorial) was putting your phone on vibrate and shoving it up your chuff. Luckily someone told her before she went to teach.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 20:48, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

That does rather make it sound
like she was about to teach the practice of sexting.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 20:50, Reply)

i sometimes wonder about tutorial topics
I liked it when we got sent to a presentation on drugs. At one point, going through a powerpoint the woman presenting said "what's next...ooooooh, Ketmine!"

that was also the one with an A4 sheet about people abusing whipped cream canister things which felt the need in bold text to add "when treated properly, whipped cream can be a delicious addition to desserts and cakes". Thanks.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 20:53, Reply)

Ahh, yes, I knew a very world-dim/book-clever univsertiy girl who did history. I convinced that Eva Braun invented the Braun razor.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 20:53, Reply)

pff!
oh and have you heard about 'German Night'? it's a celebration in which everyone dresses in lederhosen and eats sausages and german beer.

(this one isn't one of mine)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 20:55, Reply)

Hah, I like this via the newsletter.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_Germany_jokes
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 20:57, Reply)