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its official, she wants me and admitted itwww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1449437
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:55, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
On your first date you should totally show your caring side by taking her for a walk to the cemetarywhere her mum is buried and put some flowers on the grave. And then make her call you daddy while you rut on the floor next to it.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:01, Reply)
i was gonna dig her up and convince old mental mcbeal for a threesome(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:02, Reply)
Oh BGBI wish you could just follow me around in my life and say nice things about the stuff I do like you do on the internet. I would be so wonderful.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Oh stop, you're making me blush.I won't be able to look you in the eye at your next bash.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Very true, with all the exceptional norkage around that evening it's a wonder I was able to get off the sofa.(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:25, Reply)
It's hard to have a fat stickperson.I did deliberately make her mums boobs a bit saggier as I reckon they'll have gone downhill a bit.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:22, Reply)
just a lot of connected blobs would have done ityour right about the boobs, one probly woulda fall off
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Yeah, in reality that's what'd happenbut it's hard to convey the corpse face from behind and I thought you'd want the living fanny on your face rather than the putrid corpse.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)
better, but you need to remove a boob and have them looking RIGHT in each others eyesyeah?
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:31, Reply)
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