Morning
A traffic jam on the main road this morning saw me try to be clever by nipping onto a parallel b-road. And then getting stuck behind all the other clever people. And then spotting through the trees that an accident had caused the jam and it was fine after that. Ended up turning round and getting back on the main road having wasted 20 minutes. :(

Now I'm at work and everyone else has apparently fucked off on a course; I have only a vague idea what I should be doing today having taken a 4-day weekend.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:01, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

There was a traffic marmite on the M1 earlier

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:03, Reply)

i don't know why i come here

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Finally we have something in common

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:05, Reply)

we have so much more in common than you realise
i'm regional ballroom dancing champion for south wales
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Oh, you must know Bobby Foy then
and Scott and Amelia, yeah?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:08, Reply)

nah not really, ballroom dancings for fags

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Was it on the Yeastbound carriageway?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:05, Reply)

*polite applause*
Very good, sir
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:08, Reply)

stolen from radio 4 this morning
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:09, Reply)

OMG YOU PUN THIEF

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I assumed that was where you got the marmite gag from tbh

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:13, Reply)

+ of the Marmite Motorway?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 29 Nov 2011, 11:12, Reply)