Yesterday
I was full of the joys of spring, today I can't be arsed. So have you started your Christmas shopping yet?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 7:53, 157 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Same here hon. Meh!
I have a few things bought.
( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:05, Reply)

Don't spend too much on me this year.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:20, Reply)

Too late.

( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:26, Reply)

*Budgets for more petrol station flowers*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:28, Reply)

It's dark when I get out of bed now, I realised this morning
I will probably be grumpy about this for several hours. I've started it, yes. I haven't gotten very far with it.
(berk, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:21, Reply)

Yes!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:23, Reply)

Bought my first present yesterday
I'm still quite drunk from last night, overslept quite badly, oops!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:28, Reply)

This place is deader than Pat Sharp's career
He should never have got rid of the hair. Business in front, party in the back. Flawless.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:42, Reply)

There's a pub near me that has started advertising "poker in the front, liquor in the back"
However, they have another sign that actually makes me laugh. They've written "1AM BAR!" on another sign, but it really looks like it says "I AM BAR!", which cracks me up.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:45, Reply)

You need to graffiti that bad boy up mate
The addition of a W and the front bits of an H will make it even funnier
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:46, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:02, Reply)

Almost finished
Most of it was done online. If we left it all to weekends in December in the shops I'd have completed a crazed killing spree before finishing the first week of advent calendar chocolates.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:45, Reply)

We got the drop on that by shopping on the last weekend in NOVEMBER
Made all the difference*

*It didn't
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:48, Reply)

It is the weather.
I'm on the bus today because I got a flat tyre yesterday and left my bike at work.

Croisant: I have not onlt started my xmas shopping, I hjave done the majority of it. Just some cards and a trip to Toys R us to go.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:51, Reply)

fjord

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Bless you.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Toys R Us are dead expensive.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:58, Reply)

They are also 10 minutes from me
and full of stuff my kid likes. If I had a clearer idea what he wanted I'd get it all on-line, but as I don't I buy what I can on-line and with the remainder of my money wander around TRU waiting for inspiration. it's worked in previous years.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:44, Reply)

My Christmas shopping is more like balancing an account.
Mum & Dad get £50 each to go towards dinner, theatre trip and a hotel with the rest coming from other siblings. And conversation with my brother that goes something like 'OK, you want Arkham City and I want The Simpsons Season 15 Box set, so why don't we just buy them for ourselves and make it easier?'.

I did get to buy lots of Lego for my niece last weekend though, now I just have to for her to visit on Boxing Day before I she can play with it.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:53, Reply)

I like this
Ms Foxtrot and her sister got their 6-year-old nephew a Lego dragon for Xmas - he fucking loves Lego - and my first reaction when they showed me was unfettered joy at the prospect of playing with it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:56, Reply)

I consider Lego to be an acceptable toy or an adult to play with.
Lego and Subbuteo. They are the only two.

What? Those super heroes on my book shelf? They are NOT 'Action Figures' they are 'Articulated Display Pieces' I'll have you know.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Hahaha
I'm a tiny bit sad that the crappy old Star Wars figures that wouldn't stand up and had lightsabers sliding out of the arm won't be available for me to buy him
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:02, Reply)

I agree
I look at the new Star Wars figures and it just feels like something is not right about them.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:05, Reply)

Those Clone Wars ones can fuck off

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Lego that isn't just Lego is bent.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:00, Reply)

You're talking to Darth...

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Oh you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Never has anyone managed to be so camp with just two words on a screen...

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:05, Reply)

Years of training mate
I'll take that as admiration on your part
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:06, Reply)

It was, it surely was.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:08, Reply)

When we were growing up, we just had a box of various Lego bits
Easily more fun than the actual sets
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:04, Reply)

I actually agree with you, and Jeff, in principle
I'd much rather not have all those bits that can only be used as part of the specific set it comes in. But this dragon looks fookin' brilliant
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:05, Reply)

My friend (who turns 24 on December 25th) will likely be getting Lego for his birthday
I envy him.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:08, Reply)

I envy no man born on Christmas Day
Best case scenario, it's not as special a day as it should be. Worst case, you get persecuted by the very people you're trying to help and nailed up before you're 34. Rubbish.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:10, Reply)

His brother was born Christmas Eve
I think his Mum hates Christmas now.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:15, Reply)

That's just silly
Getting up the duff in late March once is careless, twice shows a shocking disregard for the resulting budgeting ramifications.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Oddly, there's no birthdays, anniversairies or anything around that time
So no reason to get pregnant twice.

I'm the product of my Dad's 37th birthday.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Some people do just have sex after marriage you know
That said, there's a good chance I'm the result of drunken Christmas frivolity
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Morning fuckwits!

I haven't started, I'm waiting for the inevitable desperate sales in the last two weeks
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:00, Reply)

I could do that but then I'd fear for my sanity.

( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:01, Reply)

You don't miss what you never had

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Bollocks
I miss Buffy the Vampire Slayer
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:05, Reply)

Faith is better.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:08, Reply)

you gotta have Faith.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:08, Reply)

As is Willow

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:09, Reply)

fuck off with your wilow shit fucken ginger mong

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:12, Reply)

*checks watch*
One hour, that lasted. Never mind - see you tomorrow guys, if we all start a bit earlier maybe we can get in extra mong-free time
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:13, Reply)

i'm sorry what was that? i couldn't hear your whining through my bitter tears of homosexual rejection
and willow was shit,a nd sos how i met your mum
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:14, Reply)

I disagree
SMG is magnificent, Willow is not too bad, but not even in the same league.

It's like saying County are better than Forest.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:16, Reply)

The difference is,
no-one has EVER said that. Ever.

Except you, just now.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:17, Reply)

:D

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:17, Reply)

I miss how it made my tummy feel when I watched it.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Awww
Did the nasty vampires make you shit yourself?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:11, Reply)

I'll just leave this here

Buffy was shit, no it was fucking shit, as was, is and always will be anything written by Josh Weedon or whatever the yankee prick is called
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:14, Reply)

naked badger = seldom wrong

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:15, Reply)

I'd high five you Quentin
but only dicks high five
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:16, Reply)

its like your never wrong, badger

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Would that not be a high one then?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Hahaha not only have you got this spectacularly wrong
but you've even got the local spastic agreeing with you.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:16, Reply)

whoa thats out of order pal, i haven't been gettin personal with you theres no need for that
buffy wasn't that good that a man of your age should still be raving about it 10 years after it was cancelled for being shit
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:18, Reply)

I don't think it was cancelled, was it?
I mean, the series finished. I know that Angel was cancelled, but I thought Buffy finished on it's own terms?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Two things, son
You can't behave in the way you do and then claim someone else is out of order for having a pop.

I wasn't raving about it - the original post was intended to be a riff on the term "miss what you've never had". I don't really miss it, although it was quality TV.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:21, Reply)

I'd rather spoon my eyes out than watch that, Angel, Charmed, Friends etc ever again

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:23, Reply)

To lump it in with Friends and Charmed is just unfair.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Step-daughter TV for me
sorry
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Ahh, fair enough.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Really not seeing the connection between it and Friends
Charmed can fuck off though, it was just the product of Buffy's popularity and had nowt going for it. Apart from Alyssa Milano. And latterly Rose McGowan.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:26, Reply)

It was good to watch with no sound on, I'll grant you

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Perfect Xbox TV

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:27, Reply)

So, you hate Toy Story then?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:17, Reply)

he was one of eight writers
I suspect he was the "Adam" of the group, ie made the tea and was a target for spitballs and wedgies
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:19, Reply)

what did he have to do with toy story?
tell me he wasn't woody, woody was a prick
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:19, Reply)

One of the writers.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Tom Hanks was Woody, you muppet

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:21, Reply)

I dislike Tom hanks in many films
I sometimes feel like the only one
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:22, Reply)

That's big of you

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Gaz him that
So he's got mail
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:27, Reply)

If that was meant to be funny..
..I've either missed the punchline or we've got nothing in common.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:28, Reply)

It was a combination of various factors, Bill
My inability to think of a decent Tom Hanks film title upon which to riff, my shocking lack of skill in the punning department and most of all, the lack of coffee in my morning.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:29, Reply)

The Green Mile is an excellent film

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Attention all, Darth needs a splash of coffee. Volunteers?
If no-one volunteers I'll have to take a poll o' 13 people to decide who gets to do it.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Tom Hanks was in She's got Mail.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Isn't it "You've got mail"?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Yes, probably.
The fact you know it better makes me worry.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Never seen it
I just remember the name was similar to the old AOL login sound.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:32, Reply)

There's no real reason for you to see it
because you're a boy.

Yes, I've seen it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:33, Reply)

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:37, Reply)

My Terminal access isn't working at the moment

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:29, Reply)

You should catch your IT support guy
if you can
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:32, Reply)

You're really not.
I don't know what it is about him, but I'm with you.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:24, Reply)

tom hanks is one of the shittest actors of all time
most especially since his hair went wrong
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Hanks: not getting the spastic vote

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:30, Reply)

have you seen his films? tell me you agree with me, it would mean so much

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:31, Reply)

I'm actually not a huge Hanks fan kiddo, but he's obviously not a shit actor
And he's been in plenty of very entertaining films.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:33, Reply)

sorry what whoa? hold up, have you seen da vinci code?
or that harry one with jula roberts? or charlie higsons war?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:34, Reply)

polar express

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:35, Reply)

i did like joe vs the volcano tho

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:38, Reply)

and the burbs

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:38, Reply)

and castaway

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:38, Reply)

but other than that he's shit

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:38, Reply)

oh and toy story 1 & 2
not 3 tho cos it made me cry
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:39, Reply)

made me cry wasn't very good
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:40, Reply)

The Green Mile & Saving Private Ryan are two excellent films

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:39, Reply)

tehy are two of his worst

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:39, Reply)

I disagree

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I suspect Gary be trollin' at this point mate
Ignore him and he might go away. Like a fart in a lift.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:44, Reply)

i'm serious dude, a film about a black superhero whose afraid of the dark?
pull the other one, load of shit

I can take or leave saving private ryan, too many americans giving it the old 'yahoo! lets kills some nazis'
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:58, Reply)

As it happens I haven't seen any of those
but judging by the fact that you've got two of the titles wrong, I suspect you haven't either
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:40, Reply)

they are awful

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:41, Reply)

WOODY WAS A PRICK

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:29, Reply)

was y

+gave me
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:29, Reply)

BOING

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:31, Reply)

This is true.

( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:05, Reply)

Our spare room is fucking chockablock with presents!
I fear for my spine when the wrapping commences
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:17, Reply)

simply spray them all with a rubber solution
which can be peeled off on the day
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:18, Reply)

I like the cut of your jib young man

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:19, Reply)

The Rubber Solution
BGB's grand plan.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:21, Reply)

I'll come round and wrap them.
Pound a present. You must supply paper, tape, scissors and any bows you want
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:41, Reply)

You could put them in boxes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:43, Reply)

*sighs*
I don't work in a box factory anymore.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:43, Reply)

; )

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:44, Reply)

I'm not sure which is more exciting
Boxes or toilets
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:45, Reply)

I do like a nice box

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Well you can take a dump in both but only piss in one
so i'll go with toilets
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Deal
...as I end up wrapping every single present apart from my own
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Awesome
I'm unemployed from next Wednesday so any time after then
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:47, Reply)

You must pay for transport
There's £40 here for you and a fuckton of wrapping paper
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Where do you live again...

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Svarlbard

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:50, Reply)

The glorious NE

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Hmm that is a bit of a trek
But I do love wrapping presents....

Will you supply me tea and bisuits?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Yep, christmas shopping is alll done.
Today I am feeling shitty and unwell. I do not like feeling like this.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:22, Reply)

I have done almost all of mine
I have also done it all online. God bless the internet. I hate going to actual shops and having to look at actual people
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:44, Reply)

I think I started an argument

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:44, Reply)

DETAILS

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:45, Reply)

b3ta.turb0t.net/questions/offtopic/post1450164
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Bitch please, that's not an argument
Any battle of wits involving Gary can no more be deemed an argument than the destruction of Alderaan could be called a war
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:51, Reply)

oh Ape you just got called a bitch by Foxy!
ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:52, Reply)

I'd better be off to castrate myself

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Effort
I'm sure Monty will do it for you, and he probably won't even want paying
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:56, Reply)

no way am i putiing my nuts near his mouth, I'll get an infection

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:58, Reply)

fuck thats the geekiest thing i ever saw

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)

I refuse to believe that
You've been here a few weeks now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:01, Reply)

i don't read other peoples posts, it saves time

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Morning
A traffic jam on the main road this morning saw me try to be clever by nipping onto a parallel b-road. And then getting stuck behind all the other clever people. And then spotting through the trees that an accident had caused the jam and it was fine after that. Ended up turning round and getting back on the main road having wasted 20 minutes. :(

Now I'm at work and everyone else has apparently fucked off on a course; I have only a vague idea what I should be doing today having taken a 4-day weekend.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:01, Reply)

There was a traffic marmite on the M1 earlier

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:03, Reply)

i don't know why i come here

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Finally we have something in common

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:05, Reply)

we have so much more in common than you realise
i'm regional ballroom dancing champion for south wales
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Oh, you must know Bobby Foy then
and Scott and Amelia, yeah?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:08, Reply)

nah not really, ballroom dancings for fags

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Was it on the Yeastbound carriageway?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:05, Reply)

*polite applause*
Very good, sir
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:08, Reply)

stolen from radio 4 this morning
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:09, Reply)

OMG YOU PUN THIEF

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I assumed that was where you got the marmite gag from tbh

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:13, Reply)

+ of the Marmite Motorway?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 29 Nov 2011, 11:12, Reply)