Sorry Quenters, hadn't realised that you were a massive bumsexualist.
For info, I've got snug fitting black Next trunks on today - feel free to wank yourself lame.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:13, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

ohohohho, gay jokes lol
saying POIDH happen to some random bird on the internet just cos she mentioned tights makes you a sad lonely sex pest pal, i don't see any other straight males asking for pictures of this chubby law solicting cock strumpet
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:18, Reply)

legal definition time.
if posting POIDH at a random makes one a sad lonely sex pest... what does trying to wind up randoms on the internet make you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:24, Reply)

i've never tried to wind anyone up, it just happens you big mean bully :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Is the answer "a flid"?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:25, Reply)

better a flid than a creepy internet perv

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:27, Reply)

talk about a dilemma

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:27, Reply)

tsk, 4 out of the 5 stories in his profile are sexually related, i think we're going to need to get INTERNET LAWYER JUDGE MAN back out again

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Poor Quenders
Does all this talk of sex upset you? Don't worry, sometime soon the right girl/boy will come along and make you feel complete.

In the meantime, go fuck yourself.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)

reverend fister is upset because he's a creepy internet sex pest and hasn't got any for a very long time

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Oh Quenders you do make me laugh
you flid.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:38, Reply)

I like getting the last word

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:42, Reply)

That'll be because you're a hopeless attention-seeking spastic.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:46, Reply)

You're not exactly covering yourself in glory either you know.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Coming from you I find that fairly laughable.
Now hurry back to the bottom of the thread, you and Swipey are about to get it on.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:54, Reply)

hahaha, sex pest got attitude

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:56, Reply)

eeeow, dude
i thought we were friends :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Soz Swipey
I was merely pointing out that Al wasn't exactly covering himself in glory with his rather shameless chasing of you.

It's a bit like a wee boy pulling a girl's hair at primary school.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:08, Reply)

and thats the bottom line, cos sex perv says so

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:09, Reply)

we all get bored and poke shit at people
he just tries to be more personal than everyone else, who generally confines themselves to "you're gay".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:11, Reply)

you didn't need to pluralise 'confines' and 'themselves'

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:12, Reply)

you didn't need to post anything at all, ever
but it hasn't stopped you yet
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:16, Reply)

xxxxxxx

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:16, Reply)

wow
one for each chin
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:18, Reply)

oh chunky, we were doin alright til you said that
fat chix in weightwatchers meetings shouldn't throw pies
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:20, Reply)

sigh
i meant MY chins. jesus!

not that i actually have more than 1, i go to the gym every morning and everything.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:27, Reply)

oh ok treacle, soz for jumping to the wrong conclusion
i'm sure your in perfectly good nick and not at all mental at all really, its just how you come across online i'm afraid
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:28, Reply)

I know which I'd prefer to talk to.
But that wouldn't come as any surprise.
( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Yay Blousie!
*ogles*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:34, Reply)

oh so desperate and alone :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Who's making gay jokes? We welcome all sorts here.
And you quite clearly are not party to the dozens of gazzes filling Swipey's inbox as I type.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:24, Reply)

still coming across as a creepy internet perv right here reverend fister, dunno what your gettin so upset about i reckon its a compliment to be the resident sex pest

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Well we all have to set ourselves targets Quenders
If yours is to be the resident sex pest, then I'll happily stand aside.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)

look sex pest, i'm not gonna start vying for your title, its too much hard work for very little reward from some fairly unappealing interwomen
you keep posting POIDH to the laydeez and we'll all sit back and watch your hit rate rise 100%
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:31, Reply)

doesn't happen on OT very often these days, they've all seen it all before
but i remember posting something about falling off my chair on QOTW once, and i literally did get about 47 gazzes about my pants. mind you, i was only 28 then. and my pants weren't quite so obscured by my tits. sigh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:27, Reply)