anger shag in their very near future^^^^

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:43, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Oh god I hope not
having the wife leave me would be bad enough, having her leave me for a woman would be even more upsetting, and having her leave for a tubby woman with sociopathic tendencies and father issues, well, that would just be the start of a one way trip to KFC.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)

well you could always kill yourself
at least that way you might pay off her mortgage before she turns 65?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:49, Reply)

But I don't have life insurance, so actually my suicide would saddle her with an enormous debt.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:50, Reply)

But on the plus side, she'd be single.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:51, Reply)

that is genuinely rather short-sighted
what if you fell under a train at wembley?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:53, Reply)

you fell i pushed you
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:54, Reply)

ha, as if
i'd be on the tube.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:55, Reply)