Who puts dog shit in the bin!!
when they're sleep put a peg on their nose so they open their mouth then squeezea shit out of the dog right in their gob
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:09, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Exactly! You're supposed to chuck it into next doors garden

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:12, Reply)

I know
she's such a nasty fucking skank, she constantly leaves her washing up on the side so I get pissed off and end up doing it for her, but I'm not sorting out her reeking dogshit. That's just grim.
(berk, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:12, Reply)

use her plates to scoop the poop

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:13, Reply)

She leaves her wellies outside her bedroom door
it's very tempting to get one out of the garden (no, she doesn't clean them up out there, either) and cheekily slip one in there.

Or, you know. I could stop being passive aggressive and have a balls-out row with her about being an inconsiderate fuckwit. *shrugs*
(berk, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Or just, you know, politely ask her not to do it.
then cunt her in the fuck if she doesn't.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:48, Reply)

I had a housemate who eventually had every single cup, glass, plate and bowl upstairs in his room in a festering pile on his bedside table.
Even at the height of my worst possible times, I've never got that bad.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:25, Reply)

even more to the point
why would you bring dogshit in from outside to put in the bin? That's just weapons grade mental.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:15, Reply)

I can only assume it shat in her bedroom.
Why you would get a puppy when you live in a shared house is utterly beyond me...
(berk, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:17, Reply)

If it's rented, isn't that against the tenancy?
does she have a bin in her bedroom? Shit in that, show her how training is done.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:18, Reply)

She checked it with the landlord apparently
her mum was supposed to be looking after it during the day but she's ill or something so the dog just gets left on it's own in the house all day going mental and pissing everywhere. I believe the landlord may now have Had Words, but I'm not sure whether she's got to move out or what.
(berk, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:20, Reply)

That is fucking cruel on the dog, your housemate is cunt, soz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:27, Reply)

I know
I live with her. She does take it out for proper walks, and it is only a tiny breed of dog, but she's still a cretin.
(berk, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Are pets allowed under your tenancy agreement?
They aren't usually.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:19, Reply)