Yeah, I dunno, I just feel like punching someone right in the tits sometimes.
You've got three free punches-in-the-tits. Who do you use them on?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:00, 175 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Ed Balls, the guy with the annoying laugh from work and Al, because it'd like a giant lava lamp

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Haha.
How annoying is his laugh?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Probably like mine.
Did I miss anything interesting in the last thread?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:06, Reply)

I didn't participate, so no.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:06, Reply)

You had an argument with swipe

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Oh yeah I remember that
I meant after I had to go and do work and shit.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:07, Reply)

really nothing tbh
been poor on here today
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:08, Reply)

yeah Kroney said I'm jumping down people's throats and some turkey called me a puritan
I'm getting bullied and I'm gonna gaz the mods
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Totally using one of my free tit-punches on you, you grass.

( Kroney, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Shurrup ya girl

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:15, Reply)

You ain't no puritan Roots
You're one of the most depraved individuals I know.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:12, Reply)

I knows!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:15, Reply)

worst board of them all this i can't take it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:15, Reply)

fucking awful
Pissy knickered nonsense. It wasn't even fields when I turned up.
I bet they've all got Princess Diana plates on their walls.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Pfft, when I turned up YOU were all fields
it was pissy knickered nonsense then, too.
( Kroney, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:23, Reply)

i'll jump down your bleeding throat in a minute

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:26, Reply)

Hey woah
don't get all puritanical with me.
( Kroney, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:29, Reply)

You think that's bad?
Some scouser called me a turkey.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:16, Reply)

WHO IS DIS TURKAY

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:17, Reply)

loud, welsh and annoying
and worst of all what he is laughing at isn't in any way funny, for some reason people laughing at stuff that isn't funny irritates me A LOT
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Nothing like mine then
I only laugh at stuff that's funny.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Can you remind me to buy coconut milk on my way home please?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:05, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1451124
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:05, Reply)

FANKOOO

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:05, Reply)

it's really windy here and there is some rain
i hope it doesn't mess up my hair :s
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:05, Reply)

That minor female mutant character in Total Recall.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:06, Reply)

BOOM BOOM BOOM

(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:06, Reply)

let me hear you say WAY OHH,
WAAAY OHHHH
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:07, Reply)

oh you DICK

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:26, Reply)

STOP PICKEN ON RACHELSWIPE YOU PRICK

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:07, Reply)

What?
I wasn't implying that was the noise she makes taking three steps!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:08, Reply)

o god your horrible, tuis no wonder we all hate you

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:09, Reply)

What happened to you man
you used to be cool, now you're all making snap judgements on the internet that I'm a terrible bully.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Al you are a terrible bully, you made me cry once

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:12, Reply)

just cos shes fat and mental doesn't give you the right to bully the arse off her
lets all just GET ALONG
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:13, Reply)

Now then DG
I saw a Dalek advent calendar today. Very festive.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:13, Reply)

I've clicked this.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:18, Reply)

My fuckwit housemate
for having an irritating dog that won't shut the fuck up, and also for putting it's shit in the kitchen bin, causing the ENTIRE HOUSE to utterly reek, my boss for having a conversation with me IN HER HEAD and giving me a completely undeserved bollocking for not knowing what the hell she was talking about and oh, I don't know, me, I guess.
(berk, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Why would you punch yourself?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:08, Reply)

Had one spare, I guess.

(berk, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:13, Reply)

Spare tit win.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:18, Reply)

Woo! Supernumerary boob!

(berk, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:21, Reply)

Who puts dog shit in the bin!!
when they're sleep put a peg on their nose so they open their mouth then squeezea shit out of the dog right in their gob
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Exactly! You're supposed to chuck it into next doors garden

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:12, Reply)

I know
she's such a nasty fucking skank, she constantly leaves her washing up on the side so I get pissed off and end up doing it for her, but I'm not sorting out her reeking dogshit. That's just grim.
(berk, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:12, Reply)

use her plates to scoop the poop

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:13, Reply)

She leaves her wellies outside her bedroom door
it's very tempting to get one out of the garden (no, she doesn't clean them up out there, either) and cheekily slip one in there.

Or, you know. I could stop being passive aggressive and have a balls-out row with her about being an inconsiderate fuckwit. *shrugs*
(berk, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Or just, you know, politely ask her not to do it.
then cunt her in the fuck if she doesn't.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:48, Reply)

I had a housemate who eventually had every single cup, glass, plate and bowl upstairs in his room in a festering pile on his bedside table.
Even at the height of my worst possible times, I've never got that bad.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:25, Reply)

even more to the point
why would you bring dogshit in from outside to put in the bin? That's just weapons grade mental.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:15, Reply)

I can only assume it shat in her bedroom.
Why you would get a puppy when you live in a shared house is utterly beyond me...
(berk, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:17, Reply)

If it's rented, isn't that against the tenancy?
does she have a bin in her bedroom? Shit in that, show her how training is done.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:18, Reply)

She checked it with the landlord apparently
her mum was supposed to be looking after it during the day but she's ill or something so the dog just gets left on it's own in the house all day going mental and pissing everywhere. I believe the landlord may now have Had Words, but I'm not sure whether she's got to move out or what.
(berk, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:20, Reply)

That is fucking cruel on the dog, your housemate is cunt, soz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:27, Reply)

I know
I live with her. She does take it out for proper walks, and it is only a tiny breed of dog, but she's still a cretin.
(berk, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Are pets allowed under your tenancy agreement?
They aren't usually.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Why is it Mint chocolate BUT Chocolate Orange?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Because it looks like an orange
if it's just orange flavoured chocolate in a regular shape, it's Orange Chocolate.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:11, Reply)

interesting, but it sounds wrong

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:12, Reply)

So does your face.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:12, Reply)

Only when it's shouting up your mums Wookie Hole

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:14, Reply)

Can't we all just get along without resorting to tit punching?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:12, Reply)

*punches in the tits*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:14, Reply)

*wobbles*

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:27, Reply)

The song Michael Jackson was working on when he died, I believe.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:15, Reply)

we could, mumpsy, and then the world would be happy
but sometimes the world isn't happy, it's sad, and then we need a good fucking tit punch.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:16, Reply)

:'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:27, Reply)

I'd give my 3 to you Noel.
I'm really not hating anybody atm

/hippy.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Quit you jibber jabber, jive turkey

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:17, Reply)

Yeah well what you callin me bad words for?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:18, Reply)

When did I call you a bad word?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:20, Reply)

you know what word you bastard

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:20, Reply)

What, puritan?
was I incorrect in my assessment of your personality?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Fucking right

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:24, Reply)

I do apologise Ms. Roota, you despicable harlot you.
You see I hardly know you and find it hard to get a handle on you, what with the language barrier and all.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:25, Reply)

i should wonder what gave you the idea I was a puritan.
I have never had buckles on my shoes. (Is that them?)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:27, Reply)

That and big wide hats, yes.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Fucking shocking

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:29, Reply)

The dress sense of English Protestants in the 16th and 17th centuries?
Well, yes by modern standard I suppose it would be.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Morris Dancers?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:29, Reply)

What about them?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Intolerant bigots with buckles on their shoes and floppy hats
Like Puritans but with more nonny nonny no.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:34, Reply)

And pigs bladders and bells and big hitty sticks and black-face and ribbons and fun and terror!

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:37, Reply)

I wouldn't waste them on tits.
I would cunt George Osborne solidly in the fuck, though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:17, Reply)

he's done pretty well all things considered

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:19, Reply)

what, that he's a fucktard who couldn't find his arse with both hands?
That he's in charge of the ecomony despite knowing as much about economics as Al's nutsack?
That's he's genuinely an awful man?

were those the things you were considering?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:21, Reply)

And I'll be honest, that's being extremely insulting to Al's nutsack and I'm sorry about that.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:21, Reply)

I was considering our continued ability to borrow at reasonable rates
I am considering the much needed reduction in the size and expense of the public sector, i am considering a politician doing what's right for once not what the crowing masses demand because they are used to the government spoon feeding them.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:24, Reply)

tell me
the economic basis on which you think the public sector needed reduction in size and expense, apart from the fact "the tories say so" ?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:26, Reply)

It's as simple as the fact that we cannot afford the pension liabilities that it will create
without massive pension reform that won't happen as all the public sector workers have a cry and refuse to go to work if they don't get what they want.

*stamps foot, cries until sick, goes out on strike*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:30, Reply)

no-one has the faintest fucking idea whether pensions can be afforded or not.
it's not predictable. It's just a message that suits the current government.

You want to bail a country out of a financial crisis? Try a) raising taxes, because there's not one single good reason for not doing that and b) stop fighting fucking wars in other people's countries.

Right now you have a financial crisis created by a downturn in the global markets. That was in turn caused by stupendously idiotic banking practicies (private sector) and then maintained by stupid economic practices/failure to ever fucking collect tax in various eurozone countries. Not because public sector pensions are quite good.

This government targets the public sector because it wants to, and because it wants to break the unions - and specifically because they know that a large proportion of the chattering Mail classes will support them because they are too stupid to see it as anything other than a "but NOT FAIR they have more pension than me" issue.

Not because it makes any sense or because there is any sound economic reason behind it.

And bear in mind, as Al will testify, I don't like unions and I do think the public sector should contribute more to their pension, and I still think Osborne is a fucktard and his policies are idiotic and insane.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:43, Reply)

It wasn't silly banking practices, in all honesty.
This has happened before and it will happen again and it's not just about banks as such.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:50, Reply)

specifically, in this case, it was rather, though, wasn't it? It was about fucking up how bad debt was packaged
But in general, absolutely, I agree. but the cost of public sector pensions had nothing to do with it, and isn't a relevant way to get out of it. That was my point
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:53, Reply)

No, the debt problem was the pin that burst the bubble this time.
If you have banks listed as private companies then this whole thing will happen all over again. That is a separate discussion though.

The pension problem has little to do with this however. The simple solution is to execute people once they reach retirement. This will also mean people spend more during their lives rather than save and will further stimulate the economy. IAM GENIUZ!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:58, Reply)

Can't fail. Mumpsy for PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:00, Reply)

Sadly it's the people closer to retirement age than thee and I that have the money and power Badger, so it will never happen.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:01, Reply)

Yes but we can throw things better than them and have all the guns.
REVOLUTION!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:03, Reply)

I was saying this just the other day.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:00, Reply)

*narrows eyes*
A usurper. Guards! Take him to Kent.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:02, Reply)

Welcome to the cause Comrade.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:51, Reply)

Only if I'm still allowed fast cars and flat screen TVs and shit?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:57, Reply)

Well, obviously.
As one of the party officials you will have all these things, as is only right.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:58, Reply)

a) Apart from the laffer curve, and the fact that all but the top 5% or so of people are squeezed to hell anyway. Sure, a 60% rate foe earnings over 200k wont hurt in the short term though, but such thinks are not desirable.
b) In complete agreement
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:52, Reply)

WILL NOBODY THINK OF THE TIT-PUNCHING?!

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:53, Reply)

man, I'm so sorry
I would tit-punch Jordan too, to see if my hand broke.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:56, Reply)

That's more like it.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:59, Reply)

I could list people I'd like a tit-wank from. Does that help?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:59, Reply)

Sure, fire away.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:00, Reply)

I'd get a titwank from Jordan
to see if my cock was up to it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:00, Reply)

I beginning to suspect you've got a bit of a thing for one Katie Price.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:04, Reply)

Or are you just trying to get to Harvey?

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:04, Reply)

That one in the films with nice jugs, forget her name now.
Lorainne Kelly.
Any underwear model from early 90's catalogues.
TORI AMOS!!!!! of fuck me, what I wouldn't give for that.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:05, Reply)

TORI AMOS!!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BroNPS0uuNM
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:06, Reply)

If I don't get Tori Amos for Christmas this year I'm going to go MENTAL.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:12, Reply)

How many of the public sector are in that top 5%?
and therefore why is it fair to squeeze them more?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Like I said, Osbourne is still evil.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:01, Reply)

It's grown during the times of plenty, and now some austere pruning is required

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:31, Reply)

But that's the whole tragic point
It was a time of plenty, but still they borrowed and borrowed to create 'jobs' and buy votes
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:32, Reply)

TONY B*LAIR AND GORDAN CLOWN WONT GET AWAY WITH IT

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Stepping out of silly mode for a second - You know you're wrong about that.
We went into the financial crisis with some of the lowest borrowing in the world.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Despite the cock ups he is the lesser evil (and he is still an evil)
compared to pigface.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:22, Reply)

pigface?
Do you mean Balls?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:23, Reply)

indeedy

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:23, Reply)

Moot point as they aren't in power.
So it's not the lesser of anything. Economics wise, Osborne isn't so much scraping the bottom of the barrel as crashing through it whilst still accelerating.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:25, Reply)

I'm pretty sure Chancellors don't have to do all the maths themselves

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:26, Reply)

No, I'm well aware of that
Since my wife was at the treasury until 18 months ago.

They do, however, have the right to over-rule the civil servants and economists there that DO know what they are talking about, which Osborne has a habit of doing. Which is scary.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:28, Reply)

he is such a massive, massive, MASSIVE prick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:24, Reply)

I like the way he thinks the way Britain can protect itself from the too high- soverign debt caused recession is to
increase sovereign debt.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:29, Reply)

Actually, the problem is very little to do with soverign debt.
Both Italy and Portugal have pretty low soverign deby compared to, say, the US.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:46, Reply)

Thats just an economic Nuke waiting to happen.
And it is the fault of the state loving authoritarians that have taken over both of their main parties.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:48, Reply)

While I see your point
I don't think it is, because soverign debt, like any debt, isn't a problem as long as the country makes more by not repaying it than it costs them to repay it. And short of global financial armageddon, the US will always be in that position. And if global financial armageddon does come about, no-one will care anyway.

However, the fact that they can't fucking agree on ANYTHING might cause a few issues down the line.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:51, Reply)

We have no precedent to work from
Pinning our hopes to any political horse isn't necessarily constructive right now.

Possibly the closest the modern world has come to the current situation is the US in 1932. FDR's WPA was badly administered but was a rather rudimentary predeccessor of "Plan B", and was rather overtaken by external events.

There seems to be a reluctance to accept that nobody really knows what to do, because there are no viable parallels.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:14, Reply)

What, for single handedly fixing teh UK economy?
Well, that's some gratitude.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:21, Reply)

It's looking very well fixed, I must agree.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Of course it's fixed
There is not one thing that points to the overwhelming urge to shrink the public sector and take everyone down to the common denominator of looking out for number one that doesn't make perfect sense. We don't want to end up like Greece do we.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:33, Reply)

heaven forbid, Al. Heaven forbid.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:47, Reply)

You're right, 18 months is more than enough time to pull a country out of the deepest recession since the war

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:25, Reply)

Actually changed my mind, I'll join you.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:26, Reply)

Hahahahahaha

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:29, Reply)

Why you laugh at me Scarper?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:31, Reply)

That evil Nazi cow on the tram.
BNP scum.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:18, Reply)

there's no fucking point
plus, you're only attracting attention to them. Just slowly close down every Greggs in the country and watch them starve.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:19, Reply)

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I am a proper soft liberal and I would die without greggs. Well, not die, perhaps just really want a cheap sandwich or steak bake and not be able to fulfil my desires.

I want a greggs now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:33, Reply)

MOOOOO HITLER

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:19, Reply)

I was also picturing a cow in an SS uniform

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:20, Reply)

Heil fives

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:21, Reply)

This was an excellent pun, why has no one commented on how quick and witty it was?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:33, Reply)

With swastika flags attached to it's horns?
Nice thought.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:23, Reply)

jaunty hat

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:27, Reply)

I'm liking this Waffen SS bovine a lot
How different history could have been...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:35, Reply)

While her kid watched?
What kind of monster are you?
Way to prove her wrong about the decline of Britain.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:29, Reply)

She's willing to call a spade a spade

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:33, Reply)

I thought her problem was that she called a spade a nigger?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Gotta go make curry, BYE

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:35, Reply)

LUV U!!
XXX
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:37, Reply)

I'll call you laters

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:38, Reply)

the autism in my office, Jamie Oliver and most of Pendulum.
Speaking of autism, where's this pic of Kroney that got posted?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:07, Reply)

Now then Plum
6 Music is subjecting me to a Richard Hawley lounge version of Some Candy Talking.

5/10 on my sacriledge scale.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:24, Reply)

have you heard the Primal Scream cover of Darklands?
It's tremendous.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:27, Reply)

No - but as Bobby was JAMC's first drummer I'd expect respect.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:29, Reply)

pootube it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:31, Reply)

I will at some point
Edit - 6 Music has just redeemed itself. Love Like Blood - Killing Joke.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:33, Reply)

1.Peoplle who drag suitcases on wheels behind them so I trip over them
2. People who incorrectly use the word 'yourself' or 'myself'
3. a Hippo. I think it would be cool
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:19, Reply)

People who spell people with two l's
Is that the Welsh version?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:26, Reply)

no, it's the work of someone
eating tea while trying to type
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:27, Reply)

otherwise you'd have spit halfway through the word
although possibly when it comes to those bastard suitcases on wheels, that it normal
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:28, Reply)

I can do that Welsh LL sound
Sadly I can't speak Welsh - I just go about doing it for kicks.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:31, Reply)

I'm not welsh, whatever CQ says
the new thing I learnt in welsh was Spynjbob Pantsgwâr
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:34, Reply)

I think I can translate that

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:38, Reply)

i think you probably could
welsh sentences sometimes just sound like mangled english
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:41, Reply)

I think it's your turn to start a new thread.
Not in Welsh.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:42, Reply)

can't
i'm off to archery, laters
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:43, Reply)

So it's just me and Dozers toons then?
OK - I'll look at alternative forms of diversion.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:45, Reply)

Oi!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:49, Reply)

Oi Oi!
New thread time I reckon Plum - you or me?

I'll do it - I got noos although it's a bit needy.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:58, Reply)