But these things go in threes though.
My nan told me. And after losing Amberl and Monty, it's only a matter of time before someone else died.

Unless Gary Speed was a lurker on here, of course.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:55, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Might be me then...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:56, Reply)

Roota 4eva in r hearts.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:56, Reply)

Don't die Roota.
Not before your nan anyway. She'll be livid.
( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:58, Reply)

She'd gimme a boss send-off though.
She'd get someone ace to lay me out like Snow White in her coffin, and my family would be like the mournful dwarves.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:59, Reply)

That's no way to talk about your father

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 20:00, Reply)

Me and him are the tall ones

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 20:03, Reply)

I died first, remember?
Everyone always forgets me. *sobs*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:56, Reply)

*remembers*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:59, Reply)

B3th wanted me to have AIDS
Now you want me to die as well.

I know where I'm not wanted.

(sniffs, puts meagre belongings in tied snotrag on stick and shuffles off.)
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 20:00, Reply)