How annoying does a co-worker have to be during a training session to qualify for justifiable homicide?
The way my boss walked past with an amused, knowing grin as I made the difficult choice between tearing my hair out and killing him to death was especially helpful.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:21, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

How about saying good morning to you?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:23, Reply)

and he stank of peanuts

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Couldn't you claim an allergy and have him removed?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Now this
is a fucking good idea. In fact, based on the way he hacks his guts up whenever he coughs - which is pretty fucking often - the whole team could petition for him to be destroyed for the greater good.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:30, Reply)