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I am only a prude when I have internet strangers grabbing my tits, trying to finger my arse and generally gumming at me
But other than that I'm, like, a total goer and that
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:43,
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oooh Mister Spakkaman :((
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:44,
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Nah, he only sent me a Mary Whitehouse Experience dvd
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:45,
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You should UV that, he'll have written you a lurve poem in cum on it
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:48,
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It was a dvd of him dressed as Mary Whitehouse and telling people to stop shagging :(
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:48,
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POTD.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:50,
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I don't recall going for your ass
But the beer googles were strong that night
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:45,
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That was totally Bill.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:46,
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Ah Bill
the beer goggles were definitely strong through that period of time
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:47,
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he was a lovely bloke
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:48,
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Did he finger your arse as well?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:48,
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Did he have a good sniff afters ?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:49,
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This is important stuff for my matrix
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:49,
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Yeah and he said ah bisto
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:49,
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Dirty cunt
He always seemed so bland and boring in his postings
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:50,
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POIDH
or at least let me sniff his fingers
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:55,
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I don't know
The hypnotherapist told me he had to "remove" a lot of my memories
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:49,
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Knickers first
Memories second.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:51,
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Yeh, like she wears knickers
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thealternativefact, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:52,
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:(
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:54,
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Nappy first?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:56,
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lol
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thealternativefact, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:56,
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He says ah bisto afterwards
and then phones your mum and tells her
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:52,
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Haha, more like beer contact lesnes and superglue. AMMIRITE? AMMIRITE? Try the veal.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:06,
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