Oh god, I'm in love with two of the nurses and the hospital and I'm in love with the girl who runs the corner shop across the road.
All of them I can see myself settling down with, snugging up the couch, holding their hair back when they're feeling morning sickness and gobbling on my cock like fois gras.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:02, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

You'll be doing the gobbling when you move to Brighton

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:12, Reply)

Haha, first you try and get me on the liquid-tar-crack-smackcain, and now you're trying to get me to work the streets ! It gave me a great mental image of a pimp though, goin....
Try this smack, ho', it's good, makes you feel great.... are you sure? It's like getting a hug from a long lost loved one, like a teddybear is hugging your brain, and creates a bubble in which all pain and cold would go away. c'mon Ho', try this smack, it's good....... OK, ok, I see you don't want to try the smack, but would you still work the streets for me? AWWW MAN, C'MON, please, pretty please, just work those streets.... if you'd just try the smack I think I could convince you to work the streets for me. OK, ok, well, here's my number in case you change my mind.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:19, Reply)