Allow me...
http://www.thepresentfinder.co.uk/categories/under-5
Now if you'll excuse me, I have laundry to attend to.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:52, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

thing is, most of that appears to be pure junk.

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:56, Reply)

I'll be honest you here b3th, you maybe very pretty, but that link is rubbish.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 19:02, Reply)

You've never been to the indoor market
At Weston Super Mare have you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 19:05, Reply)

Fair enough.
Just so you know, the chances of me sitting on your willy have just reduced.
Try ebay. You can get some good stuff there fairly cheap. I myself am currently selling some rather nice xmas gifts for exactly a fiver, with free postage.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 19:07, Reply)

I didn't realise it went into minus numbers =(
0o000o0o0og, what stuff?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 19:13, Reply)

Can't link from my phone

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 19:14, Reply)