silly mark
it's not the black tie, it's the hanging around with a bunch of bald middle-aged lawyers sipping warm white wine in uncomfortable heels and making polite conversation and generally wishing i was in the pub getting cunted.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:10, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Just show some cleavage and talk about yourself.
You'll be like a pig in shit.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:11, Reply)

you do know i don't really do that in real life, right...
it'll be all: "strikes" "house of fraser guarantor decision" "latest round of appointments to the bench" "reinstatement of death penalty" blah blah
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Okay, fine. If it gets boring just dance.
Look the most boring fucker in the eyes as he's talking then just hold up your hand to his face and do the safety dance, or walk like an egyptian.
Fuck it. PAAAARRRRRRRTAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:19, Reply)

the image of me doing this at the most staid function in the city
is actually making me officeLOL.

ooh. time warp.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:35, Reply)