hahaha!
Aim for the wrinkles!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:22, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Nature's polyfilla.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:25, Reply)

*gives Pearl new necklace*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:26, Reply)

The missus has a mate in Greece
who used to insist that her bloke offload his man custard on her face everyday as it was better than any skin cream.

She does have nice skin.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:28, Reply)

But you wouldn't want to kiss her on the cheek

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Her poor husband, being forced to ejaculate on her face every day.
The things some people have to endure.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Should we send him a sympathy card?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:32, Reply)

With a picture of a red raw CDC?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:34, Reply)

maybe with a little paper tab
and when you move the tab sideways spunk comes out of the willy and onto a ladies face
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Dear god
mind you, there's probably more scientific basis for that than there is for the shite moisturiser companies come out with.

EDIT - even so, I'll still stick to nivea and wrinkles...
(berk, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:31, Reply)

That's what the missus said as well :(

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Just say you were aiming for her tits and missed?
Mind you, hers are a fair target so I'm not sure that's much of an excuse.
(berk, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Trudat.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:36, Reply)