there should be at least one good thread today
sup?

EDIT what was the name of that song the do in revenge of the nerds where they dress up like kraftwerk? tried googling can't find it thanks
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:04, 90 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'VE GOT AN INTERVIEW!!!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Woop!
Where?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:07, Reply)

RVI next Friday.
Green transport adviser. Only two days a week but it could become full time and permanent if my mate's secondment becomes full time and permanent (I'll be covering for him for the two days a week he's doing the secondment thing).
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Green transport? Like ride on lawnmowers?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Nah, offering alternative travel to work plans, that sort of thing.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:11, Reply)

BENDY BUSSES!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Sounds pretty fucking good to me!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Also the missus has been asked
to go for an informal interview at a school tomorrow. This is the job she's potentially been headhunted for. Only bugger is it's in South Shields.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:12, Reply)

The North is rubbish

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:13, Reply)

*glares*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:14, Reply)

*gang rapes*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:14, Reply)

again?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:15, Reply)

oh yeah
I feel this might become my stock answer
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:15, Reply)

I think it will win you a lot of friends

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:21, Reply)

winz all round

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:13, Reply)

That said she'd be on about four times the salary she's on now
for doing more or less the same thing. So that kind of compensates for the travelling.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:13, Reply)

At least the tunnel is sorted now though
Apparently it is no problem on a morning
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:13, Reply)

So I've heard.
It's probably only about a 25 minute drive, so not too bad.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:14, Reply)

That's the shortest commute in the world, quit your moaning

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:16, Reply)

I'm not moaning
as it wouldn't be me doing it. I've always had to commute, the furthest was a 100 mile round trip.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:17, Reply)

That said, each way took about an hour
which is still a lot less than some London types have to endure.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:23, Reply)

The North
Easier to get to work
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Unless you live in the sticks and have no transport.
In which case, you're basically fucked.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Or this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:20, Reply)

easier impossible
to
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:20, Reply)

big woop, i've got a job
and 2 helicopters
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Harold and Budgie do not count as real helicopters

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:13, Reply)

I've got AIRWOLF in my garage

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:15, Reply)

What about Blue Thunder?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:16, Reply)

gay

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Batcopter?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Acceptable

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Is this one of those things where if someone says you're lying you would say "Well, if I was gonna lie about it, I'd make it believable?".
Oh lol, it's like the tories and the daily mail.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:25, Reply)

YAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAY
details. I say details, I mean "do you think it's a job you actually want/will enjoy?"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:08, Reply)

See above.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:09, Reply)

And yes, I think I'd enjoy it.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:10, Reply)

WOOT
Good luck, I shall try remember to text you that we are all counting on you as it will FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER be vaguely relevant :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Haha!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:15, Reply)

I am about to drive on the North circular
I hope this helps
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:14, Reply)

i hope you crash and die

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:14, Reply)

I thought we were friends?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:15, Reply)

your the closest friend in my whole world
still, hope you crash and die
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:15, Reply)

i've been saying this about you for weeks now
but you haven't had the courtesy to oblige me.

frankly, even your computer doing it would do.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Come pick me up and take me home!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Where are you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Just there ^^
Look
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Muswell Hill

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:21, Reply)

no dice

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:24, Reply)

In your Capri?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Just having a break from my loads of work that there's no point even trying to get finished today so I won't

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:16, Reply)

i've just written a dazzling article
on what landlords can reasonably recover from tenants via service charges.

kill me. put me out of my misery.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:17, Reply)

I had a landlady who said as we did the exit inventory:
"blah blah blah and that'll be £60 for the carpet and curtain clean..."
I said woah there lady we cleaned the WASHABLE curtains and professionally cleaned the carpets so no need for that.
And she said "But we always charge for those things!"
It took a lot of to-ing and fro-ing for her to admit that if she's not getting those things done, she can't take the money and that maybe she should re-name it 'Leaver's Tax' if she wants it anyway.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:21, Reply)

What cunt faced arse weasel

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:21, Reply)

She had hands like a fella

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:24, Reply)

what a stupid robbing bitch!
that is a technical legal term btw, s21 landlord and tenant act 1985, as inserted by s1 housing act 2004...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:24, Reply)

*bums to death*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:21, Reply)

NAKED GRANDMAS WITH SPORTSCOW JIZZING OVER THEM

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:21, Reply)

hahaha!
Aim for the wrinkles!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Nature's polyfilla.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:25, Reply)

*gives Pearl new necklace*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:26, Reply)

The missus has a mate in Greece
who used to insist that her bloke offload his man custard on her face everyday as it was better than any skin cream.

She does have nice skin.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:28, Reply)

But you wouldn't want to kiss her on the cheek

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Her poor husband, being forced to ejaculate on her face every day.
The things some people have to endure.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Should we send him a sympathy card?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:32, Reply)

With a picture of a red raw CDC?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:34, Reply)

maybe with a little paper tab
and when you move the tab sideways spunk comes out of the willy and onto a ladies face
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Dear god
mind you, there's probably more scientific basis for that than there is for the shite moisturiser companies come out with.

EDIT - even so, I'll still stick to nivea and wrinkles...
(berk, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:31, Reply)

That's what the missus said as well :(

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Just say you were aiming for her tits and missed?
Mind you, hers are a fair target so I'm not sure that's much of an excuse.
(berk, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Trudat.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:36, Reply)

aren't you dead yet?
bloody easy-assassins...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:25, Reply)

I offered them a free meal at Club Cloppicana
They took it.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:31, Reply)

genuine officelolling!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:32, Reply)

you're like some kind of clunge nemesis

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:35, Reply)

If I was a bad guy
I'd be the penguin. Because the resturaunt in my vagina causes me to waddle
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:38, Reply)

nah this threads no good eva, i'm off

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:23, Reply)

DO SOMETHIN MUTTLEY

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Reeeheeeheeeheehhehehehehehe

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:24, Reply)

meddw meddw

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:24, Reply)

....and then it improves

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:24, Reply)

it's funny
cos it's true
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:25, Reply)

We know, we can smell you from here.
Smellybumface.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Harsh words on the internet

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:25, Reply)

I'm a terrible cunt, you know.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:26, Reply)

I thought that was Monty?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Well, him too.
I'm just like Monty, only shorter, better turned out and lacking the nazi sympathies.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:29, Reply)

MUST TRY HARDER

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:29, Reply)

I really must go and do the dishes.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:35, Reply)

You been watching family guy again?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mRG2oAQhso
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Pah!
Mine's better.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:40, Reply)

Mine was the right one though :(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:44, Reply)

It was? I thought 10 was right.
Edit: Ninja bastard.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:44, Reply)

:D

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:46, Reply)

thats the one, cheers sexy

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Hi quenters
while this is not the song you are looking for, it's rather good.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwaxWoJPUC0
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:37, Reply)

this is not the song these are not the droids
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Way to ruin the subtly clunge-ninja.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:40, Reply)

wait...what?
I didn't click the link.... should I click the link? Will clicking the link make your comment make sense? Wait, I'm going to click the link right now
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:41, Reply)

I've just thrown up again
Thankfully, I've only had 3 digestives and a few jelly babies since the last vom, so it wasn't too bad.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Cheers for the bulletin Jeff.
*proffers clean town and glass of water*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:32, Reply)

No problem, I'm here to help.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:35, Reply)

I'm pissed off.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Better than being pissed on.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:32, Reply)

But worse than being pissed up

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Tell that to a tree.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Watersports are very poplar in the tree world

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:36, Reply)

I missed the 'celebrity slave' thread.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:37, Reply)

Poor Doze.
I's done started a Jeremy Kyle thread you can join in if you like.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:40, Reply)