How's your new job going?
And how's your man?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:38, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Good, busy and meh.
in brief.
(berk, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:40, Reply)

That sucks

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:43, Reply)

sucks she dates schmucks

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:44, Reply)

She dates circumcision skins?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Is that what a schmuck is?
Eww.
(berk, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Do they have proper name?
Is that what a schmuck is? LOOK AT ME I'M LEARNING!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:47, Reply)

I believe so.
But I am not a practising Red Sea pedestrian.

EDIT: Yiddish for penis.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:48, Reply)

*shrug*
How's stuff with you?
(berk, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:45, Reply)

alright, getting the bathroom redone at the moment
but they dropped the charges against the guy who vandalised our car.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Why? Didn't he do it?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Do you want me to send the boys round and duff him up Al?
I'll make some calls for you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:52, Reply)

I bet you know a few boys.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:52, Reply)

My cousin was a fifth Dan in various martial arts for a while
And a bouncer. And in the Hells Angels. I know lots of people through him. They are all lovely but scary.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Open up a can a whoop-ass on this boy!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Oh man, was he like Patrick Swayze in Roadhouse?
Did he ever tear a mans throat out with his bare hands?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Not that he ever admitted to
he could do proper roundhouse kicks though
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Yeah, I can do that.
And The Crane.

And The One Inch Punch.

Easy.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)

yes dear
Of course you can. Your beer gut doesn't get in the way at all. That's impressive.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Beer gut?
You must be thinking of somebody else. :-D
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:06, Reply)

oh silly me.
Maybe it was Kroney
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Yeah, deffo.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Probably =(

( Kroney, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:14, Reply)

I would greatly appreciate it
If they could possibly take him to the bank to withdraw £900 to repair the damage he did too that would be even better. But he'll have to remember to take his cheque book.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Why did whoever it was vandalise your car
and why is whoever it is dropping charges?
(berk, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Because he was a cunt who decided to throw paintstripped on it for no apparent reason
Because the CPS are cunts who despite charging him and setting a court date and all the rest now decide there isn't enough evidence against him.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Child protection society?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Crown prosecution service.

(berk, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Croissant preservation society?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:06, Reply)

*whistles*
doesn't quite fit to the tune though, sadly.
(berk, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:06, Reply)

say it faster it'll be fine

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Do you know where he lives?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:59, Reply)

No.
Sadly.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Even if I did
the Mrs has a real bee in her bonnet about us not lowering ourselves to his level.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Your Mrs
Whilst undoubtedly right and lovely, doesn't need to know about these things. I'd brick his windows at 4am or something.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Oh man next time you're about we'll get some balaclavas
and go break shit
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Too right!
Pick a CCTV free escape route and the world is yours to smash.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:09, Reply)

it's norf laandaaan innit
allowed to smash shit up here and do some lootin on the way home
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Keep your eye out.
And paint stripper the cunt's face if you see him out.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:04, Reply)

That's really fucking retarded
if they had enough evidence to arrest and convict how have they suddenly not got enough to take it to court?
(berk, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Because they are stupid cunts. Probably.
The mrs is going to try and find out why.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:03, Reply)

I'll try and get it so he wees himself and I'll film it and put it on youtube and send you the link
and you can point and laugh at pissy pants.

£900 for the damge and an extra £200 for the emotional damage. May as well get a few drinks out of it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:56, Reply)