swipey is a shallow slag, shallow slag, shallow slag
*runs away*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:41, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

you say that like it's news.......

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:42, Reply)

I said it with difficulty

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:43, Reply)

it has a certain rhythm to it, mind
i am singing it inside my head now to the tune of that... can't remember the main bit, but then it goes... doo dah doo dah
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:44, Reply)

oh good that's what I wrote it to go with :D

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:46, Reply)

it is really quite catchy
i need to replace it with something...

... how about TGB is a mean old bully, doo dah, doo dah???
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:47, Reply)

HEY
I'm not old.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:49, Reply)

not compared to me, i suppose.

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:52, Reply)

An echo, more like

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:44, Reply)

excuse me
kegels cure all
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:45, Reply)

How old is he? 5?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:45, Reply)

that's his iq

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:46, Reply)

I suspect you are much better than that...
as Monty speaks highly of you, off the board.

Get your Chrissie present and give him the elbow.

Just sayin'.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:47, Reply)

monty has excellent taste
but i am still blushing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Don't blush.
Lose the cock and get with a winner.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:51, Reply)

he just emailed me
and he did, in fact, use the word cock.

but not in an insulting sense.

ok ok, new year's resolution: no more cock from the cock!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Oh swipe =(

( Kroney, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:55, Reply)

I shall remind you you siad that around the 10th January

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:57, Reply)

weirdly enough
we have theatre tickets for that very night. if we haven't fallen out before then, or if he hasn't married some thai bird on his lads' holiday over xmas.

so can we say 11 jan? i'll do it then!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)

ok done
*makes note in diary*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Thailand with the lads?
Pur-leez.

I'd have him tested when he gets back if I were you.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:07, Reply)