I fucking hate not sleeping, Eastenders, chavs, running out of wine,carrot cake (wtf?),
my back, Fosters and bamboo shoots.

Alt:
I am off to a 5 year old's birthday party on Saturday, then off out for a curry. I will be celebrating my 37th birthday on Sunday with a carvery lunch and bumming your father
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:42, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Happy birthday young man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Thank you kindly

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Are you only 37? I assumed you were more like Montys age.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Give or take 400 days I am Monty's age

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:45, Reply)

I know, I was joking about Monty being incredibly old.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:46, Reply)

The important part is that he is older than me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:47, Reply)

He's senile and a bellend too.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:48, Reply)

*shrugs*
Fair cop, guv.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:50, Reply)

*shrugs*
Fair cop, guv.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Squeeze is a fair cop too!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Great seats

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:53, Reply)

*shrugs*
Fair cop, guv.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)

This means I am less than a year younger than Monty.
Fuck.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:48, Reply)

You might as well.
You'll be too old for it very soon.
( thealternativefact, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:52, Reply)

oh man I didn't realise you were being mean in here
I was still loitering in the other thread
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:10, Reply)

I wondered where you were!
I hope you were being mean over there - it's more effective if we can divide our skilz.
( thealternativefact, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:16, Reply)

I was planning revenge in the name of Al

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:19, Reply)

She totally got my back BFF.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:22, Reply)