I hate people.
On a train or on a tram, I really could not give a damn.
At a bus stop or near a gate, it really is people that I hate.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:17, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

But I reserve the most abuse
For those who paraphrase Dr Seuss
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Crow!
Que pasa?

I trust you are well?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Yeah, not bad thanks old chap.
How's your good self?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Well, sir. Thanks for asking.
Just about to show a couple of laydeez about the town. That'll be nice for them. One of my patented City tours. (pub crawl)
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Pubs AND laydeez?
Sounds good to me.
(City pub crawl? Any particular notable boozers?)
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:31, Reply)

The Swan, Jamaica Inn, The Counting House and George and Vulture.
Which are, in order, smallest, one of the oldest, premises of an original counting house that still has it's dome and where Dickens is said to have written Pickwick Papers.

Tourist sights for out of towners.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:35, Reply)

The Swan is that tiny Fuller's pub tucked into an alleyway, isn't it?
Counting House rings a bell as well.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Spot on.
Counting House is also Fullers on Cornhill.

We might have a pie-off in there.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Careful,
if Al hears any mention of pastry in conjunction with beer and laydeez, you'll be stalked round EC1 by a bearded version of the Michelin Man
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Haha.
They do multiple filling mini pies that one can fit in one's gob in one go!

Marvellous!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Oh Crow
that was uncalled for.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Sorry, you can tell I've been away for a while
Are "fat al" jokes a bit outmoded these days?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Not at all
It's just mean. I thought we were friends.

Of course, by logic of the internet this does mean that you fancy me.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:01, Reply)

In the office or at home,
reading short posts or a tome,
on internet fast or slow,
the man I click the most...Crow.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:23, Reply)

I like to eat
To eat a sweet
To eat a pie
Or hunk of meat
I like to chew
And later poo
Any type of lovely food
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Crawly Bumlick

( thealternativefact, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:26, Reply)

That doesn't rhyme!
Silly Clenders.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Crawly Bumlick
Hoppy frog.
Dirty filthy racist wog.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Hahahahahahaha!
Thanks for that. I am wiping coffee from my workstation.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Wasn't that a Prefab Sprout lyric?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Nice 'Informer' lyric there

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:31, Reply)