Oh Alan, you do make me LOL.
Your frenzied chasing of Swipey around the board is most amusing. I take it that at some point she rebuffed your cock gaz?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:21, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1456169
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:23, Reply)

However in this instance, it looks fairly straightforward.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:26, Reply)

In much the same way as you look like a sex pest
It's all about how deeply you look into these things.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:28, Reply)

I'm a sex pest? Did you forget to log back in as Quenders?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:31, Reply)

You think I'm quentin?
That's kind of insulting.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:32, Reply)

I'm a sex pest?
That's kind of insulting.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:36, Reply)

I'm pretty sure he meant it to be.
Being a sex pest isn't something to be proud of, and if you don't like it, don't be a sex pest. It's quite easy, like quitting smoking.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Perhaps you could provide me with some evidence of where I've been a sex pest?
Take your time.

And if you don't like being compared to Quenders, stop acting like a helmet. It's quite easy, like quitting smoking.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:51, Reply)

I love this
It's quite obvious that you fancy me. I'm not gay, but it's a nice feeling when someone fancies you.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:53, Reply)

This says far more about you than it does about me.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Does it really? Are you sure about that?
Because, fair enough, you've cleverly repeated my jokes back at me in a very witty manner, but when I point out that you following me around the internet being rude is just clearly you expressing your very sexual feeling towards me this is somehow saying something about me?

I'm not the person having sexual feeling towards a man on the internet.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:57, Reply)

and yet
you love to pounce on what i post, and if you see quentin or cancertwat having a go, you cream yourself to join in. but i am preeeeetty sure you would deny that "following me around the internet being rude is just clearly you expressing your very sexual feeling towards me".

oh al.

why is it always always "do as i say, not as i do" with you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:02, Reply)

You've misunderstood.
I don't think that being rude to someone on the internet is a way of expressing your love for them, but Fister has repeatedly accused me of this, so, since he's been really clever in turning my comments back on me I just did the same.

There is a some of sarcasm in this post, and in all my previous posts, I wonder if you can spot it?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:06, Reply)

that would mean reading more than 1 word in every 6
and you and your life are just not that interesting.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Oh LOL.
I'm following you around the board? You may not have noticed this Alan, but this is a discussion board. One topic is discussed, and then another, etc. You follow a discussion, and contribute as you feel is necessary.

However, as you have proven yourself to be something of a helmet in a number of your responses to me (I'm unsure why), I spotted your spelling mistake whilst following a discussion, and took the piss out of it.

What's really funny about your reply is that you frequently chase Swipey round the board like a border collie after a tennis ball.

Now MTFU.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Oh LOL
'm following you around the board? You may not have noticed this Fister, but this is a discussion board. One topic is discussed, and then another, etc. You follow a discussion, and contribute as you feel is necessary.

What's really funny about your reply is that you frequently chase Swipey round the board like an internet white knighter white knighting a girl with breasts whos breasts you want to see a photo of.
Now MTFU.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Oh Al, you're just being silly now.
I didn't accuse you of following me around the board. I accused you of following Swipey, as she has herself confirmed above.

I respond to her posts no more regularly than I respond to anyone else's, but you seem to take great delight in hounding her around the board.

Now you guys might have some personal history of which I am unaware, but the exchanges that I've seen between the two of you do not leave you in a positive light.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Oh Fister, you're just being silly now.
You may not have noticed this Fister, but this is a discussion board. One topic is discussed, and then another, etc. You follow a discussion, and contribute as you feel is necessary.

I respond to her posts no more regularly than I respond to anyone else's. You may have noticed I post on here quite a lot, I spend a lot of time posting in response to Monty, I frequently call him senile and a bellend. Because he is senile. And a bellend.

Now you guys (I'm talking about you and swipe here) might have some personal history of which I am unaware, but the exchanges that I've seen between the two of you do not leave you in a positive light. Because they make you look like a sex pest.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Well I'd love to spend longer exploring your mental illness Alan, but I've got other things to do
Toodle pip.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:23, Reply)

I'd love to spend longer talking to you too Fister, but you've decided to go somewhere else.
I hope you have a lovely friday night and get to sleep with a girl 18 inches from your friend.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:26, Reply)

what IS silly, is how you have no problem with appearing like a socially retarded inept cunt
and yet you think being a "sexpest" is a fate worse than death.

not that i am saying fister is a sexpest. but i AM saying you can appear like a socially retarded inept cunt.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:27, Reply)

But Swipe, as you never tire of saying to me
You've never met me! It's always do as you say, not as you do isn't it.

*shakes head sadly*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:29, Reply)

nope, not really
it's "in admittedly a rather mean-spirited way, repeat what other people have said about what al is like in person" with me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Oh swipe, I never would have believed you were a massive hypocrite.
Well, I believed you were massive. But not a hypocrite. Now all my dreams are shattered.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:42, Reply)