Sex life: suggested to 2ndmrsblaireau69 that she phone in sick today. That was all it took.
Spent the rest of the day fucking and playing video games. At least until we needed to leave the house at 3:10pm to collect weeblaireau from school.
Fabtastic!
Don't bother your arse about RL and his bullshit. That's all it/he is. Static.
I've yet to encounter anything on the interweb less capable of positive input.
And so lacking in imagination too.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 21:34, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Have you met Quentin yet?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 21:50, Reply)

I have observed.
However, from personal experience I would stand by my previous statement.
At least QO is amusing.
With RL it's ALWAYS the same shit. Every fucking time.
But I do get your point!
;)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 21:54, Reply)

was briefly confused
I thought RL was Real Life. Makes it more existential
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 21:51, Reply)

I don't think RL exists IRL, if you catch my drift?
How's your fettle?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 21:55, Reply)

the RL system is a totally broken gaming system
I think my fettle is fine, but I've not checked in on it for some time.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:01, Reply)

Good gracious.
He is sullying my eyes with his bragging of despicable acts.

You are gorging yourself on fortified wine like some godless vagrant.

What den of iniquity is this?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:06, Reply)

and I just drank port using my RIGHT HAND!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Can't you afford glasses in Wales then?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:09, Reply)

yeah, but they are made of slate

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:17, Reply)

An intruiging concept
Which I'm not about to expound on as it's my bedtime.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:32, Reply)

I made two slate "glasses" about fifteen years ago, well more goblets really.
Very hard work, it were. Not as successful as I might have liked :(
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:32, Reply)

What's wrong with that?
You just have to pass it to the left, not drink with the left hand
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:36, Reply)

This is OT motherfluffer.
The horror!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Well I know it's not Links
But have a go on this fucker.

link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid72518865001?bckey=AQ~~,AAAAAFSL1bg~,CmS1EFtcMWH6elrIuLojlkMF3t-h_6Ra&bclid=0&bctid=1292080609001
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:16, Reply)

Yeah, that's a good one.
Think I'd like a shot on that!!!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 23:12, Reply)

I didn't come here to read this filth
You seem to have no shame in your...copulating...there, I've said it - like beasts of the field.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:01, Reply)

Beasts in the bedroom, beasts in the bathroom (shower), beasts on the sofa.
Only ever done "the beast with two backs" 'in a field once.
It was fab.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:05, Reply)

A judgement will be visted on you, my man
A very dreadful judgement, I'll be bound.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Bring the fucker on, that's my response.
And you can quote me on that at my inquest.
Shame? I have none. No time for such a waste of time.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:11, Reply)