I'm sure no one saw that happen.
If it's any consolation - I was dropped by one of my dance partners last week, and EVERYONE saw my knickers as I fell.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 9:43, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I didn't

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 9:45, Reply)

But everyone has already seen your knickers anyway.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 9:45, Reply)

You wish you had.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 9:47, Reply)

well, think positive. At least you were wearing knickers.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 9:46, Reply)

For the first time in months.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 9:47, Reply)

She could have broken her back and been paralysed as well.
It happens.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Thank god that didn't happen!

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Because then you wouldn't have been able to pull your skirt down
so not only would all the people in your dance class see your pants, but so would the paramedics and hospital staff.

It might even have made the local papers.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 9:52, Reply)

It would just get worse and worse.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 9:53, Reply)