you sound like a demon in the sack

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:14, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

demon in the right fucking
k
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:16, Reply)

because standing there for 10 minutes before hand studying minute variations in the air
before attempting to slowly curve a ball down on exactly the same apparently meaningless path every time .. is also an attractive bedroom trait?

Nah. if in doubt, boot the doors down.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:17, Reply)

i was referring to this bit
I find simply picking the heaviest ball available and just lozzing it straight down the middle to be as effective as any other tactic

but this is just as disturbing:

if in doubt, boot the doors down.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Lozzing?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:20, Reply)

yes, chap.
It's probably a northern expression I picked up in my childhood, I'm terribly sorry.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:22, Reply)

we all know he means jizzing

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:23, Reply)

you might
where I grew up it meant throwing. And since you grew up around the corner from me, I'm surprised if the meaning changed across 30 miles and a county boundary.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:25, Reply)

where I grew up we spoke English
this has no filtered through to my adult years
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:27, Reply)

you're right, it has definitely no filtered through.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:33, Reply)

I want to find that picture that someon drew of the Millenium Falcon
and they say "That's no moon, yon coo, he'd deed, he'd no moon"

I thought it was really funny, but I don't know how to search the archives for it.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:35, Reply)

there are miles other than geographical ones though, darling

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:44, Reply)