When he stands behind you
and his breath catches your ear and he holds his hand under yours and shows you how to swing the ball back and as you bend down to get the backswing his erection pokes you in the hip?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:55, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

no she just likes the ball slide and barriers up so she doesn't chip her teeth on the pins

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:56, Reply)

This too

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Yeah that

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:57, Reply)

dirtycow

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:57, Reply)

no YOU dirty cow

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:58, Reply)

no him dirtycow, i'm not durty

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Awwww, you're so sweet.
I can't believe you're moving such a long way away.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Away from YOU

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:00, Reply)

You make me sad.
Your man texted me on saturday night. I got an erection in the pub.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Did he text you in German?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:05, Reply)

No, he noticed that Taken was on the telly and thought I might enjoy watching it
Because he gets me, you know, he knows what films I like and stuff.

Does he know what films you like?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Is it generally the done thing to text people when you're watching Taken?
As I texted my friend whom I knew couldn't watch it "I fucking love Taken".
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:16, Reply)

+being
roughly from behind
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:19, Reply)