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(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 18:29, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
I should point out my drawing was not to scale, I do not have sperm almost as big as my penis. I like the difference between ")" and "D" though, shows my jewish roots.
Can you imagine what it would be like if your sperm was the size of your penis though? I wonder who discovered the sperm, as in, who first put it through a microscope, they probably got the shock of their lives. I'm now going to google to see when we discovered the sperm.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 18:48, Reply)
Your balls would be the size of space hoppers.
I don't think the species would have survived Gonz.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:06, Reply)
Nononono, I mean, so you just have the one or two, but they're big. I donno if that would feel better or worst.

(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:26, Reply)
Fuck that Gonz, you'd still pass out in pain trying to cum something that size.

(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:27, Reply)
It might feel alright like when you get a multi-roper.

(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:52, Reply)
what is that?

(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:53, Reply)
You know when it doesn't all come out in one big consistnatly-powered go.

(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 20:01, Reply)
No Gonz, it'd feel like you were ejaculating a penis sized spunk.
So it'd stretch you all to fuck and probably break it. Unless you're into right kinky shit, I can't see it being fun.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 20:04, Reply)

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