telling someone they're no longer in your wank bank?
verily you giveth whilst taking away, sir.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 9:58, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

He's like one of the biggest wankers on this board

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Yup, that I do.
Still I'm sure you can 'console' the little lady Mr Badge.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:01, Reply)

we've discussed terms
but so far his offers of champagne, satin bed sheets, twin roll top bath tubs on the private terrace overlooking the gloucestershire countryside, 8 foot four poster bed and 3 shots of viagra vodka each are not enough to compensate for my fear that he might leave his pink socks on during sex.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:04, Reply)

you can get viagra vodka? seriously?
fucking hell. The mind boggles.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:04, Reply)

well, you can't buy it
but you can make it, yes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:10, Reply)

christ, what for?
well - i mean, I know what for ... but what for?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:12, Reply)

when the goods are that unappealing, you need all the help you can get

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:14, Reply)

oh come on
don't waste your goal of 3,000 posts on the same old repetitive shit. i mean, that's a big deal for you, you've worked so hard to get there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:19, Reply)

tjhis shits easier than you at a christmas party

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:24, Reply)

if only you were as sparkling and interesting
you tedious little mongmong
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:25, Reply)

mwah xxxxxx

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:26, Reply)

urgh, close your mouth when you do that
i don't want mongmong slobber on me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:27, Reply)

get all you can, you'll be too old soon

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:27, Reply)

yeah
because that happens in real life. you tool. you can get laid however young or old you are!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:30, Reply)

most can, you can't

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:37, Reply)

it took you that long to come up with that?
boring is bad enough. boring and slow... jeeez.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:42, Reply)

I'm quite sure she can console herself, old boy.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Ah, what an image.....
*reinstates Swipe in wank bank*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)