Send it to Liz jones

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:36, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

^this is a contender for POTD.
So somebody please up the game, we don't need to be offering chompy praise.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:39, Reply)

I don't actually get this
Is liz jones well known for sucking spunk of kilts?
( Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:49, Reply)

www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2056875/Liz-Jones-baby-craving-drove-steal-husbands-sperm-ultimate-deception.html
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:50, Reply)

She's the woman who stole used condoms from her partner to get pregnant

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Didn't you see
the weapons-grade mental (and I mean weapons-grade by her standards, not the rest of us) article she wrote about being so desperate for a baby that she was harvesting spunk on the sly from the used condoms after blokes shagged her and shoving it back up there? And how no man should trust a woman not to do that because really ALL WOMEN ARE LIKE THAT, THE MENTALLY UNSTABLE BABY FACTORIES?

Terrifying. Regardless of whether it's true or not, the state of her mind is remarkable.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:52, Reply)

But I've been told that she's actually just very clever and this entire thing is an elaborate joke
on us stupid people who think she is merely a cunt.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:56, Reply)

No, I'm inclined to think that she's a cunt and perhaps now frantically trying to undo the damage already done

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:59, Reply)