Alt: beer.
I'm just about to start feeling christmassy after my epic birthday weekend. I'm being kind to my stomach, gonna get out walking to work off some of the amazing food I've inhaled this weekend. I haven't brought any presents yet but things are looking up - I get paid a few days before the 25th so I should be able to splash out on a few groovy things. I'm going to make a fuck-off batch of onion jam this next week too, which is a cheapskate's way of praising the name of Our Lord Jesus Christ (amen) but tastes pretty fucking special.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:53, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I saw a recipe for onion, apple and blackberry chutney the other day, I might make that soon...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:56, Reply)

I get the feeling this is something I'm going to be doing into my old age.
I'm even contemplating buying some envelope label sheets and printing labels.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Ex-b3tan Spikeypickle has shown me a local shop where they sell everything you'd need to brew your own beer/cider/wine, make your own preserves, everything.
I think I might be paying a number of visits there in the future.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:59, Reply)

what happened to him?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 11:00, Reply)

He was going to join the BNP until we pointed out that was a bad idea
then he was nice to me and sent me a cable to connect my phone to my computer, then he disapeared.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 11:01, Reply)

you mean you strangled him with it in a sex game, don't you?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 11:02, Reply)

It's true he was taking the "Swipey" role and I was playing the "Closest Homosexual" role
and things got out of hand, he forgot the safety word, or maybe he just couldn't get the words "Manilo Blanic" out while I had my hands round his neck.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 11:11, Reply)

if only there were such a thing as google
so you could check your spasticated spelling
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 11:17, Reply)

If only I cared about stupidly overpriced footwear enough

(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 11:19, Reply)

I thought you did?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 11:34, Reply)

he just wishes he could afford to

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 11:38, Reply)

His last job blocked b3ta, and then he started a new one where all internet access is blocked
Bit shit, really.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 11:03, Reply)

I can haz some jam?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 11:07, Reply)